And you thought Twilight was bad....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

In clearance swamp stores now! Fifty Shades of Gray designer wallets!

Finally, a money receptacle that's as bad as your taste in literature!

These came in on the truck last night. I saw them. I need a drink and a shower.

[Magic And Pancakes]

No. Just many times. No.

Never read Fifty Shades Of Gray. Don't plan to. My sense of self-loathing does not run that deep.

This is the wallet I may get for myself:



I'm a 31-year-old woman. Kinda sad really.

[fireheart]

Well, since we're talking about fifty shades, here's a dramatic reading of one of the sections of book 2....WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvZVpbJ9DzY

[OreoAdler]

I raise you this video of Gilbert Godfried reads 50 Shades of Grey

But yeah....No, I definitely do not a 50 Shades of Grey wallet. *insert shuddering with disgust smilie here*

[PepperElf]

No. Just many times. No.

Never read Fifty Shades Of Gray. Don't plan to. My sense of self-loathing does not run that deep.

This is the wallet I may get for myself:

http://assets.gearlive.com/blogimage...-cd_wallet.jpg

I'm a 31-year-old woman. Kinda sad really.

Same here but for different reasons. I don't mind stories like this - I'm a big fan of Kushiel's Dart after all. However from what I've heard of the series it's take on "adult games" has been very... juvenile, and tends to misrepresent the adult community in general. (The review from a certain pansexual podcast based in the northwest also helped solidify my decision to say "um no thanks" to the series).

as for wallets though... I'm rather happy with the one I already have. My BF gave it to me for my birthday. The 'stashes on the back glow in the dark!

[dalesys]

as for wallets though... I'm rather happy with the one I already have. My BF gave it to me for my birthday. The 'stashes on the back glow in the dark!

Warning! Mustache riding in purse!

[PepperElf]

heh. i also liked that the main 'stash was sparkly. kinda like "cool starry stash bro"

[LillFilly]

Hee, this is MY wallet!

[NateTheChops]

Well, since we're talking about fifty shades, here's a dramatic reading of one of the sections of book 2....WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvZVpbJ9DzY

Not safe for work, yet my company proudly announces when we sell what is basically porn in literary form.

That's why I've begun considering writing erotica, since I could easily get the Bullseye to foot the bill for promoting it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Well, since we're talking about fifty shades, here's a dramatic reading of one of the sections of book 2....WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvZVpbJ9DzY

Hee hee...kinky fuckery.

[blas]

One of my wallets says I (heart) and a picture of a big mustache on it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

We've gone from Fifty Shades of Gray to mustache rides in ten posts.

I <3 you guys.

[Tama]

From what I've heard, this piece of excrement started as Twilight fanfiction. I think the hint was the lip-biting. I never read it, this is just what I heard.

[KatherineB]

If anyone, as I was, is curious to see just how bad Fifty Shades actually is, may I recommend:

Jen Reads Fifty Shades

She is part-way through the third book, but I must admit I gave up at the start of Fifty Shades Freed because just the reviews of the characters were starting to depress me.

For a more fun version, check out Katrina Lumsden's reviews on Goodreads (there's GIFs!):

Fifty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades Darker
Fifty Shades Freed

[Draper Mel]

To get back to the OP: please tell me that wallet has a chain on it. That would be awesome.