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So I'm at day 3 of my new job. Most of my coworkers are cool. There is one person who's alright but totally clueless about life. They didn't believe that my cheese on my sandwich at lunc was "real", but I digress.
Some of the awesome perks at my new job are as follows (in no particular order)
1. Although the days start at 7 am, I'm done at 3:30!
2. We have Instant messanger that we HAVE to log onto daily or we get in trouble!
3. Our phones are blue tooth so we can walk anywhere in the building while taking calls.
4. My supervisor is literally on the opposite side of the country!
5. We get free donuts and fruit every Tuesday.
6. Free Popcorn at 3 pm daily.
7. We can wear jeans/short and sneakers (tennis shoes) on a daily basis. *I can't wait to chuck my heels and nylons! But am going to wait for a little bit*
8. I've already been greated by the Senior VP and the COO!
Although these aren't in any order- the best perk: Everyone in the office (including the CEO) are a bunch of practial jokers!
So I'm going to need some good ones... I'm up against a ransomed transvestite potato that was taken apart and sent back with the ransom notes.
Some of the awesome perks at my new job are as follows (in no particular order)
1. Although the days start at 7 am, I'm done at 3:30!
2. We have Instant messanger that we HAVE to log onto daily or we get in trouble!
3. Our phones are blue tooth so we can walk anywhere in the building while taking calls.
4. My supervisor is literally on the opposite side of the country!
5. We get free donuts and fruit every Tuesday.
6. Free Popcorn at 3 pm daily.
7. We can wear jeans/short and sneakers (tennis shoes) on a daily basis. *I can't wait to chuck my heels and nylons! But am going to wait for a little bit*
8. I've already been greated by the Senior VP and the COO!
Although these aren't in any order- the best perk: Everyone in the office (including the CEO) are a bunch of practial jokers!
So I'm going to need some good ones... I'm up against a ransomed transvestite potato that was taken apart and sent back with the ransom notes.
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