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    Hi all, I'm pretty new here and i thought this might be a good place to introduce myself. My personal brag goes as such, one night i had been up drinking with my then gf all night, as in i watch the sunrise all night. I call my boss about an hour before i have to go into work, I was at a car wash at the time, and tell him I can't come in today because I was still drunk and should not be driving my own car let alone someone else's 60k lexus, or 100k bently (yes i got to drive that sweet piece of machinery). He tells me that he will see me tomorrow. Well I make the most of my unscheduled day off and go to work the next day. Boss pulls me aside and tells me "I want you to start dressing better because i'm going to make you the front end supervisor".

    Yes

    I got promoted for calling in drunk.

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    Oh. My. DOG.
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      What RW said.

      *pout*
      I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

      Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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      • #4
        How come I never get such cool bosses as THAT?
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          Probably because even drunk you were more responsible than so many others.
          "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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          • #6
            well you were honest! that counts!

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            • #7
              What a great story.
              Life's too short to drink cheap beer

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