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Out of Retail
Job offer for me today. No more holidays or weekends! RetailMom becomes TellerMom in just a few short weeks. (Assuming that the background check and drug screen don't find the dead bodies I hid in the cardboard baler, or the crack pipe under the ipad display case.
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Don't bet on it. The guys who takes those bales away always squeal.Quoth RetailMom View Post
Not that I'd know from experience, of course.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily -
Not if I share the pipe!Comment
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A bit of caution (doesn't apply in your case, since Tennessee is too far from the border to be economical to ship scrap cardboard).Quoth RetailMom View Post
I've hauled loads of scrap paper/cardboard bales from Canada to the U.S., and from the U.S. to Canada. From time to time, trucks are sent to X-ray, and if one of the bales contains a dead body (never happened to me, fortunately) all hell will break loose.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Quoth wolfie View Post
I have to share the pipe with the drivers AND the xray techs at border patrol? New salary not going to cut it... Way to be a buzz kill, wolfie! LOLComment
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Just stick a MADE IN THE USA sticker on the side of the bails, canada won't want to touch them.I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.Comment
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Today is the day! I got the bank job, and in 7 hours and 45 minutes I will no longer be a Walmart associate! No more holidays! No more weekends, and no more getting here at 4 am on black friday!!!
WOO HOO!Comment
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Way to go!"Hi, this is Silver. How may I lose my self respect in order to cater to your over- inflated ego today?" --- Silver
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Yeah!!
"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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