I wake up a man who has been in the E.R. for (according to the timer) 8 hours and 44 minutes. His main complaint? Being drunk. He was sleeping soundly when I approached him.
Me: Hey S! S! Wake up
S: *snorts* ok, Ill call you back. *snore*
Me: S! Wake up! Its time to go!
S: Huh? *wakes up* Im leaving?
Me: Yep. Time to go, here's your papers. Try to stop drinking.
S: I need to nap, wheres your compassion?!*
Me: I save it for the sick people. Exit is on your left. See ya!
S: walks away muttering.
*compassion is to be had, but when I know you always expect the ER to be your hotel after a binge drinking episode, fuck you and go away. I've stopped caring.
In other news, I really would love to thank the couple who dropped their "friend" off to the ER by dumping him in a wheelchair (outside) waving frantically and then running away. Magical Narcan woke the friend up very shortly afterwards and then he had no idea where he was or where his friends had gone. Nice friends.
Me: Hey S! S! Wake up
S: *snorts* ok, Ill call you back. *snore*
Me: S! Wake up! Its time to go!
S: Huh? *wakes up* Im leaving?
Me: Yep. Time to go, here's your papers. Try to stop drinking.
S: I need to nap, wheres your compassion?!*
Me: I save it for the sick people. Exit is on your left. See ya!
S: walks away muttering.
*compassion is to be had, but when I know you always expect the ER to be your hotel after a binge drinking episode, fuck you and go away. I've stopped caring.
In other news, I really would love to thank the couple who dropped their "friend" off to the ER by dumping him in a wheelchair (outside) waving frantically and then running away. Magical Narcan woke the friend up very shortly afterwards and then he had no idea where he was or where his friends had gone. Nice friends.
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