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  • Biting my tongue (NSFW: genitalia talk)

    So I'm in my final internship for physical therapy assisting. We have a current case that has pelvic-floor involvement, so my (male) clinical was giving me (a female) his spiel about internal manipulations. Specifically, we were discussing intravaginal vs intrarectal coccyx adjustments. His whole spiel was that intravaginal was better because the tissues are not as delicate. This turned into his rant about clinicians who were to wimpy to do pelvic floor stuff in general and refer to specialists because, "it's not that delicate. It's sensitive, but it's still muscle, fascia, and bone. It's sensitive, but it's tough. It's very stretchy. It can take a lot of handling."

    ...and I'm biting my tongue until it bleeds and just letting him explain. What I WANTED to reply was, "Yes, I'm aware of the flexibility of vaginal tissue. I have one and believe me, I know how much massaging it can tolerate!"

    While my CI has a bit of a randy sense of humor, I was quiet on that one. When he went on to later explain why it's important to provide extra cushioning to a female patient's chest when they lay in prone for deep tissue thoracic back work, at that point I did chime in and mention "Yes, I have boobs so I am aware of the need."

    (For the record, my CI says he can get cocci to reduce using external manipulation 9 times out of 10; he reserves internal stuff only for the very stubborn ones, so if you ever dislocate your coccyx you shouldn't have too much anxiety about someone sticking their fingers up your junk. In case you were anxious or whatever.)
    Last edited by bhskittykatt; 04-23-2016, 10:22 PM.
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    Anything you'd be able to do for a twice-broken coccyx?

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    • #3
      Anyone telling me 'I'm going to use external manipulation to reduce your cocci' had better be a very good friend...
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      • #4
        Quoth morgana View Post
        Anything you'd be able to do for a twice-broken coccyx?
        That I could personally do? No, not yet. That my clinical instructor could do? Quite likely, as he's had lots of success with reducing them and reducing muscle spasm around them. There are specialists who treat pelvic floor stuff (in the US PT world they're typically Women's Health specialists even though they do pelvic floor work on both sexes); my CI isn't one but he's had 40 years of orthopedic PT experience and isn't afraid to get down in someone's business if they need it.
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        • #5
          Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
          (For the record, my CI says he can get cocci to reduce using external manipulation
          What does that mean, reduce? See, from my lack of knowledge I'm imagining someone trying to make a tailbone smaller and I'm I'm sure that's not it!
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          • #6
            Quoth Food Lady View Post
            What does that mean, reduce? See, from my lack of knowledge I'm imagining someone trying to make a tailbone smaller and I'm I'm sure that's not it!
            Reducing a joint means to shift it back into alignment because it is subluxed or dislocated, which is what he did in the case I saw. Reducing a bone is to realign two fractured segments.
            Last edited by bhskittykatt; 04-24-2016, 11:27 AM.
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            • #7
              Oh, that makes sense.
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              • #8
                In other words he knows how to cure a pain in the ass.
                They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
                  In other words he knows how to cure a pain in the ass.
                  HE COULD BE RICH!!!

                  Also, I recall a quote I saw somewhere along the lines of, "People should stop equating being tough with having balls. Balls are delicate. Vaginas are tough. Those things can take a pounding."
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #10
                    While I (thankfully) don't have coccyx issues (degeneration in the vertebrae just above them though), I recently found out that my list of chiro issues includes the fact that my hips are at different heights....which would actually explain a lot, and which two prior physicians failed to discover. Could you please explain (without getting overly technical, if possible ) exactly how doing Adjustments helps to correct this sort of thing? Doc has been doing them weekly for about a month now.
                    Last edited by EricKei; 05-04-2016, 08:02 AM.
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                    • #11
                      ^ I have that crooked hip thing. Chiropractor was able to straighten them out but I was still crooked on account of my left leg being too much shorter than my right (outside the usual discrepancy, as no one is symmetrical, but I'm worse.)
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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        While I (thankfully) don't have coccyx issues (degeneration in the vertebrae just above them though), I recently found out that my list of chiro issues includes the fact that my hips are at different heights....which would actually explain a lot, and which two prior physicians failed to discover. Could you please explain (without getting overly technical, if possible ) exactly how doing Adjustments helps to correct this sort of thing? Doc has been doing them weekly for about a month now.
                        Well a lot of it depends on why they're different heights. Could be leg length discrepancy or a spinal issue, or a bit of both. Adjustments will help with a spinal issue (ie vertebrae that are slipped or rotated how they shouldn't be); orthotics like heel lifts help with a leg length issue.
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                        • #13
                          In my case - could be either/or.

                          Spinal: Had a car accident a few years back that caused degeneration in my lower spine and neck.

                          Legs: As far back as I can recall (my memory has always had the occasional glitch, to be fair), my feet have been slightly different sizes, and I think my legs do the same. Also, I have bone spurs in at least one heel.
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                          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                          • #14
                            Quoth MoonCat View Post
                            Also, I recall a quote I saw somewhere along the lines of, "People should stop equating being tough with having balls. Balls are delicate. Vaginas are tough. Those things can take a pounding."
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                            • #15
                              Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                              Reducing a bone is to realign two fractured segments.
                              Just be careful not to overdo the reduction. Then you'll have stock (...that tastes like chicken! )
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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