Yep, there's nothing quite like leaving a medical clinic with cold slime all over your torso ...
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Tip well, so that you can get warm slime.
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Your place may not have it, but warm slime definitely is an option. I don't advise it though, it smells even weirder when it's warmed up and usually "warm" is a euphemism for "we rested the tube on a boiler plate"... Doesn't come off any easier, and still ends up feeling cold & sticky!This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie
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Quoth Pixelated View PostYep, there's nothing quite like leaving a medical clinic with cold slime all over your torso ...
....especially when you only went in to have your broken thumb examined...The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Oh unbridled joy, I'm going to go through this on Tuesday it seems. Will report back on which one I get.This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie
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Quoth RealUnimportant View PostOh unbridled joy, I'm going to go through this on Tuesday it seems. Will report back on which one I get.
UPDATE on this (you men don't have to read it ...)
Over the past 2 or 3 days, I've had a rash absolutely explode over much of my torso ... including on the areas that suffered the cold slime. Called my doctor to make an appointment; she said "Go to ER; I don't like the way this is spreading."
Me:
So off I go. I mean, what better way to spend my third day off work, right ...
(I didn't ask for it; it's just how the schedule turned out.)
Last time I went to ER, I was there for 12 hours. This time I was out in less than half of that.
My doctor had been worried that the original symptoms sounded like something called Paget's Disease, which is a form of breast cancer.
ER doctor says the original problem was - is -- a fungal infection. So ... I'm moldy ...?
The new problem is ... impetigo.
Me: "So it's not breast cancer?"
ER doctor (stares): "What? No! Who told you it was breast cancer??"
Me: "Er ... um ..."
(I didn't want to tell the ER doctor it was my family physician, and possibly make my family physician sound like a blooming idiot.)
So I came home staggering under a truckload of drugs (including STEROIDS) and, interestingly, both my family doctor and the ER doctor did have one piece of advice in common: Don't cover the affected areas.
Wellnow. It is legal in Ontario for women to go topless in public but that's not something I've ever wanted to try. Also, I'm pretty sure it would be just a wee bit problematic at my store ...
Also, I clearly should've made more of a push to get those living room curtains up.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr Hero
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Quoth Pixelated View Post...Also, I clearly should've made more of a push to get those living room curtains up.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Please note, Impetigo is EXTREMELY contagious. You should not be out in public. That should eliminate some of that topless issue. If your weren't washing your hands enough due to Covid...
Also,you may want to contact the clinic that slimed you. They may now have other infected patients.
One more thing...
As you mentioned topless, Kit should be along shortly. (you should know better by now)
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Quoth Pixelated View PostWellnow. It is legal in Ontario for women to go topless in public but that's not something I've ever wanted to try. Also, I'm pretty sure it would be just a wee bit problematic at my store ...This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie
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Someone called my name? I would have been here earlier but I had to wait for this thread to be fumigated and quarantined...
I knew about the legal to be topless in Ontario before. Serious question I was pondering-is there an age limit on this-wouldn't there be problems with other laws if under 16s were going out with breasts exposed in a public area?The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostI knew about the legal to be topless in Ontario before. Serious question I was pondering-is there an age limit on this-wouldn't there be problems with other laws if under 16s were going out with breasts exposed in a public area?"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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