I work in a rehab center (physical, etc. not drug). I have a patient scheduled for discharge home. Following a specific test we sent him out for. He came back. Without getting the test. The insurance failed to authorize it in time. Now we have to reschedule.
To patient: I'm sorry you can't go home for four more days. I'm sorry your insurance is charging you a $50 copay per day to stay here. Yes, you can go AMA, but I'm sorry, if you do then your insurance won't cover any follow-up care when you're home.
To doctor: I'm sorry the test wasn't done. I'm sorry the patient called you demanding to go home. I'm sorry the insurance company didn't give the auth. and I'm sorry you don't trust your patient to go for the test from home.
To transport company: I'm sorry you took him there for nothing and had to listen to him $%&* all the way back. And I'm sorry you'll be taking him again in four days.
To nurses: I'm sorry you did the discharge paperwork for someone who's staying and you'll have to completely re-do it in four days. I'm sorry he's pissed and taking it out on you.
And mostly I'm sorry I had to explain the entire saga to multiple people today, all of whom walked away even more pissed than before. Happy Friday to me.
To patient: I'm sorry you can't go home for four more days. I'm sorry your insurance is charging you a $50 copay per day to stay here. Yes, you can go AMA, but I'm sorry, if you do then your insurance won't cover any follow-up care when you're home.
To doctor: I'm sorry the test wasn't done. I'm sorry the patient called you demanding to go home. I'm sorry the insurance company didn't give the auth. and I'm sorry you don't trust your patient to go for the test from home.
To transport company: I'm sorry you took him there for nothing and had to listen to him $%&* all the way back. And I'm sorry you'll be taking him again in four days.
To nurses: I'm sorry you did the discharge paperwork for someone who's staying and you'll have to completely re-do it in four days. I'm sorry he's pissed and taking it out on you.
And mostly I'm sorry I had to explain the entire saga to multiple people today, all of whom walked away even more pissed than before. Happy Friday to me.

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