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Surgical staples come to mind...
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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No, it was a chronic health problem.Quoth Raveni View PostDrive it like it's a county car.Comment
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Actually, I thought "with your OTHER hand, dumbass!" would be a valid response, too.Quoth thatcrazyredhead View PostI disagree with Rasta Nurse on this one. The proper response to that question is: "With a belt, dumbass!"
I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6Comment
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Suspenders.
My Alpha Geek husband wears suspenders.
Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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If he also has a beard and pipe, he could be mistaken for a Unix Administrator in the wild.Quoth Seshat View PostSuspenders. My Alpha Geek husband wears suspenders.
</computer humor>
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Beard, check.
Long, semi-kempt salt-and-pepper hair, check.
Pipe, used to, currently rolls his own.
Skilled POSIX administrator, check.
Looks like Alan Cox, check. (According to Telsa Gwynn)Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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There are a fair number of British readers on CS, and I don't think you wanted to convey the impression that your husband was a cross-dresser.Quoth Seshat View PostSuspenders. My Alpha Geek husband wears suspenders.
North America: Suspenders are (usually) worn by men. They are used in place of a belt, to keep trousers (don't want to call them "pants", since that has a different meaning for Brits) from falling down. They attach to the waistband of the trousers in front and back, and go over the wearer's shoulders.
Britain: Suspenders are (usually) worn by women. They're what we in North America would call "garters", and are used to hold stockings up.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Which, over here, would be the shiny metal things that go on your teeth to straighten them out.Quoth Rapscallion View Post
Language is fun!"Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy VComment
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Means that here as well. A brace is a support or binding, but it's also two in terms of a brace of pheasants.
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