That's not where that goes! (NSFW, some gross) LONG

[fireheart]

Ow Ow Ow HOT SAUCE?!? Wincing just reading that.



That.....that is one hell of a custom butt plug. Indeed

Both those stories came from the forums actually. The hot sauce one came courtesy of Kara (Our resident prison guard). The vibrator one actually came from KhirasHY.

And if you check that link, you can actually SEE what the butt plug looks like.

Holy crap....that would've been one hell of a bowel movement....

[Andara Bledin]

Holy crap....that would've been one hell of a bowel movement....

I'm thinking that in this particular case, the old saying, "This, too, shall pass," might not be entirely accurate.

^-.-^

[Salted Grump]

Of note is that the concrete enema apparently had golf balls in it as well according to the medical report.

[Sapphire Silk]

Both those stories came from the forums actually. The hot sauce one came courtesy of Kara (Our resident prison guard). The vibrator one actually came from KhirasHY.

And if you check that link, you can actually SEE what the butt plug looks like.

Holy crap....that would've been one hell of a bowel movement....

Talk about shitting a brick . . . .

[fireheart]

Talk about shitting a brick . . . .

Like this?

[dalesys]

How about concrete?

There have been times when that alternative was starting to sound good...

[ArcticChicken]

There have been times when that alternative was starting to sound good...

Well, if you want, I could send you the link to a couple web sites before you get that desperate.

[Sapphire Silk]

Like this?

I passed on actually watching the video. Bowel movements in action are something I have, unfortunately, witnessed far too many of in my career.

Olestra doesn't give me constipation, though. Other way.

[Andara Bledin]

I passed on actually watching the video.

It's Futurama, so it's not quite what you think.

^-.-^

[Titi]

How long did it take you to find out that this kind of thing is a weekly (if not more) occurrence? People get the most amazing array of things stuck up their asses...

Like a pool (swimming) noodle? Sorry, I just had to.

[fireheart]

Well, if you want, I could send you the link to a couple web sites before you get that desperate.

For some reason your siggy and that line seemed to merge together and I read that as "Well if you want, I could send you some brass balls"

[ArcticChicken]

For some reason your siggy and that line seemed to merge together and I read that as "Well if you want, I could send you some brass balls"

That just reminded me of Yahtzee's review of Minecraft, so I'm sitting here giggling to myself.

[Antisocial_Worker]

Like a pool (swimming) noodle? Sorry, I just had to.

Precisely. I'm surprised anyone remembers that story.

[fireheart]

Precisely. I'm surprised anyone remembers that story.

What story?

Also, wasn't there one about a guy who decided that his balls needed lubricating so he decided to punch a hole in his scrotum and spray WD-40 up there?

[Rapscallion]

A guy I work with has a friend who works in the local A&E (Accident and Emergency) unit. She can now keep a straight face when a bloke comes in with something unusual where it wasn't designed to be. She apparently says the number of men who do housework in the nude and are clumsy is astounding. They all seem to fall and sit on something heavily.

Some of them even manage it through trousers that are unaccountably unripped.

Rapscallion