Hi everyone, long time lurker, first time poster.
Little background: I'm a med school graduate currently working as an assistant at a multi-specialty office. I'm also working towards getting my license, sort of a MD beta version, not yet full release with a few bugs in it.
As much as I love helping out patients with genuine medical issues, some just has some WTF non-medical issues that just blows my mind. Time to share:
WTF # 1
25 year old guy comes in wanting to get a referral to see a GYN.
Problem 1: You dont need a referral to see a GYN, so therefore that kinda defeats the purpose of his visit.
Problem 2: Why is a 25 year old guy, unless he happens to be a human transformer, wanting to see a doctor specializing in women's health?
Answer: Apparently he wants to ask a FEMALE Doctor about FEMALE questions. Turns out, he had sex with a girl at another country back in September, and in January was told that she is now 10 weeks pregnant. So he wants to find out if that is his child so he can decide if he needs to break up with his current gf/wife or not.
I weep for humanity.
WTF # 2
49 year old lady come in for follow up on her blood work. She freaks out after I told her that her Cholesterol levels is 7 points over the recommended limit. She is asking me how to bring it back down and what to do about keep it down, but will not accept my advice to keep a low cholesterol and low fat diet,or the fact that as a person ages, the metabolism slows down and will slowly see these levels raise anyways. Not to mention a person's condition is dynamic and always changing.
WTF # 3
70 year old lady come in to see "Boss" (Boss is a GI specialist), complaining that she was "vomiting blood" this morning. Since Boss was at the moment seeing someone else, I figure I see to her first and get things rolling. Before she even sits down, she asks: Are you "Boss"? My natural response: No, I'm his assistant, he will be along shortly. Since your complaint sound quite serious, I wanted to see to you first, so that when "Boss" comes in, we can move along quicker to get you treatment. Sounds reasonable right? Apparently not to her. She flips out, starts screaming how she's been waiting an half-hour to see a doctor, and that she vomited blood, BLOOOODDDDD!!!! She then reaches into her bag, pulls out a plastic bag and THREW it on to the desk in front of me. The bag held a plastic container, within was half filled with red fluid. SERIOUSLY!?!?! Did you just threw a container of "blood" at me. Good thing it was close shut, if that had burst open, it would've been a different matter. Good thing Boss showed up right at that moment and told me to go outside and he'll deal with her.
Honestly, I get it you are concerned that you vomited "blood" or something like it, since the fluid in the container was too watery to seem like blood. But did you have to freak out and throw it at the person that's trying to help you??
Little background: I'm a med school graduate currently working as an assistant at a multi-specialty office. I'm also working towards getting my license, sort of a MD beta version, not yet full release with a few bugs in it.
As much as I love helping out patients with genuine medical issues, some just has some WTF non-medical issues that just blows my mind. Time to share:
WTF # 1
25 year old guy comes in wanting to get a referral to see a GYN.
Problem 1: You dont need a referral to see a GYN, so therefore that kinda defeats the purpose of his visit.
Problem 2: Why is a 25 year old guy, unless he happens to be a human transformer, wanting to see a doctor specializing in women's health?
Answer: Apparently he wants to ask a FEMALE Doctor about FEMALE questions. Turns out, he had sex with a girl at another country back in September, and in January was told that she is now 10 weeks pregnant. So he wants to find out if that is his child so he can decide if he needs to break up with his current gf/wife or not.
I weep for humanity.
WTF # 2
49 year old lady come in for follow up on her blood work. She freaks out after I told her that her Cholesterol levels is 7 points over the recommended limit. She is asking me how to bring it back down and what to do about keep it down, but will not accept my advice to keep a low cholesterol and low fat diet,or the fact that as a person ages, the metabolism slows down and will slowly see these levels raise anyways. Not to mention a person's condition is dynamic and always changing.
WTF # 3
70 year old lady come in to see "Boss" (Boss is a GI specialist), complaining that she was "vomiting blood" this morning. Since Boss was at the moment seeing someone else, I figure I see to her first and get things rolling. Before she even sits down, she asks: Are you "Boss"? My natural response: No, I'm his assistant, he will be along shortly. Since your complaint sound quite serious, I wanted to see to you first, so that when "Boss" comes in, we can move along quicker to get you treatment. Sounds reasonable right? Apparently not to her. She flips out, starts screaming how she's been waiting an half-hour to see a doctor, and that she vomited blood, BLOOOODDDDD!!!! She then reaches into her bag, pulls out a plastic bag and THREW it on to the desk in front of me. The bag held a plastic container, within was half filled with red fluid. SERIOUSLY!?!?! Did you just threw a container of "blood" at me. Good thing it was close shut, if that had burst open, it would've been a different matter. Good thing Boss showed up right at that moment and told me to go outside and he'll deal with her.
Honestly, I get it you are concerned that you vomited "blood" or something like it, since the fluid in the container was too watery to seem like blood. But did you have to freak out and throw it at the person that's trying to help you??
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