I had a lovely trip to the ER with pain I thought was my appendix. I got send back and my nurse was a really nice guy, who just had a slight listening problem.
They were starting an IV for me and he asked me where I normally get them. I told him on the back of my hand because my inside arms just do NOT like to cooperate. He looked me over and said that I had a large vein on my inside arm that he just knew he wouldn't miss. So one poke... "Damn, I hit right next to it." I just sighed and looked over at him and said, "Try my hand." He laughed and said maybe next time but he was gonna leave that one in and try to slid right next to it, since it was right up against my vein. Poke number two... he got in, got a flash but couldn't advance the cath... so he left them in and started checking my other arm. The lady came to take my blood so he removed the IV things and she poked and got it right away, so he figured he'd try one more time there. Poke the third... flash, then nothing. He got frustrated and gave up and got another nurse... who slapped my arms and hands a bit and then decided to...
Use my hand!!
New nurse got it in one shot. Original nurse looked at me and said, "I guess I should have listened to you huh?"
Ya think?
They were starting an IV for me and he asked me where I normally get them. I told him on the back of my hand because my inside arms just do NOT like to cooperate. He looked me over and said that I had a large vein on my inside arm that he just knew he wouldn't miss. So one poke... "Damn, I hit right next to it." I just sighed and looked over at him and said, "Try my hand." He laughed and said maybe next time but he was gonna leave that one in and try to slid right next to it, since it was right up against my vein. Poke number two... he got in, got a flash but couldn't advance the cath... so he left them in and started checking my other arm. The lady came to take my blood so he removed the IV things and she poked and got it right away, so he figured he'd try one more time there. Poke the third... flash, then nothing. He got frustrated and gave up and got another nurse... who slapped my arms and hands a bit and then decided to...
Use my hand!! New nurse got it in one shot. Original nurse looked at me and said, "I guess I should have listened to you huh?"
Ya think?

NEVER start an IV in a dialysis shunt! If you screw it up, you've just destroyed their ability to get dialysis. I knew a nurse who did this once; the nephrologist shit a brick over it.
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