John Wayne

[Sapphire Silk]

I supervised one of my students remove a nasogastric tube from his patient. The patient was very glad to get rid of the tube (they are very uncomfortable). I noticed some Puffs mini packs on the table and commented:

Me: I can't blame you for bringing those in [said to the wife]. The hospital facial tissue is like using sand paper on your face.

Wife: I didn't bring it for that. I brought it for the bathroom

Me:

Wife: The stuff you have here is John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough, and it don't take no crap off nobody.

Me:

[XCashier]

That joke's been around awhile. Back in the late 1980s, I worked at the Novelty Store at the Run Down Mall, and we sold John Wayne Toilet Paper with that joke printed on the wrapper.

Still a good one, though.

[thatcrazyredhead]

This is why I always bring my own toilet paper whenever we go to California.

[Bandit]

I almost always travel with a roll or two of my own TP.

The stuff in the hotels is usually either translucent, or sandpaper, or a nasty combination of both.

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[NateTheChops]

That joke's been around awhile.

I think this is why I actively work on clever and witty remarks for situations just like this. It sounds pathetic but at least people appreciate my originality.