Hilarious brain burp at doctor's office

[Food Lady]

Last week I'd had a car accident and the ER doc diagnosed me with "cervical strain"--my neck was messed up. I followed up at my regular GP's office today. The nurse asked me, "So you're here for a pelvic scan?" Um, what? I looked like a deer caught in headlights, told her why I was really there, and we lol'ed. I said, "Well, cervical.... "

[TheSHAD0W]

How vigorous does the sex have to be to strain one's cervix?

[Sapphire Silk]

Depends on how good her partner is

[IamEmancipated]

Heh, that's a good one. I'll admit that's the first thing I thought too, cervix/cervical being so close. I was with a guy once who literally couldn't have sex without hitting my cervix. Reminded me of those jokes about the baby who came out and poked his dad in the forehead repeatedly. "Now you know how it feels!"

[Spork4pedro]

"Now you know how it feels!"

oww! hot coffee through the nose! whoo! My sinuses are clear now!