Notes from the Sturdy Nurse's last shift at work.
The Dubious Compliment
A patient had been admitted with severe abdominal pain and was parked in the hall waiting for a room to open up.
Patient: ITHURTSOHGODITHURTSGIVEMESOMETHINGFORTHEPAINI like your hairITREALLYFUCKINGHURTSOHGODITHURTSARGHH!!
Sturdy Nurse: What?
Patient: ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSMAKEITSTOPHURTINGI like your hair, it's really prettyGIVEMESOMETHINGMAKEITSTOPHURTINGOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!
The Inappropriate Conversation
A patient was roaming the ER talking loudly on a cell phone. The person on the other end was the patient's girlfriend. Everyone knew this because the two of them were having phone sex.
The Spurious ER Visit
A person came to the ER because...
......
.........
............they were hungry.
The Dubious Compliment
A patient had been admitted with severe abdominal pain and was parked in the hall waiting for a room to open up.
Patient: ITHURTSOHGODITHURTSGIVEMESOMETHINGFORTHEPAINI like your hairITREALLYFUCKINGHURTSOHGODITHURTSARGHH!!
Sturdy Nurse: What?
Patient: ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSMAKEITSTOPHURTINGI like your hair, it's really prettyGIVEMESOMETHINGMAKEITSTOPHURTINGOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!
The Inappropriate Conversation
A patient was roaming the ER talking loudly on a cell phone. The person on the other end was the patient's girlfriend. Everyone knew this because the two of them were having phone sex.
The Spurious ER Visit
A person came to the ER because...
......
.........
............they were hungry.
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