Clean your roads!

[IT Grunt]

I heard this one in my allergist's office this morning and just had to share it. It made me just to hear it.

Apparently one of their first patients this morning was so angry that the roads were so bad. For the record, the roads around the hospital where plowed and salted, but the snow is coming down pretty good and the roads everywhere are pretty bad.

So, Miss Clean Your Roads demands the /receptionists/ name and claims she is going to report her to the hospital CEO for not clearing /her/ roads.

The receptionist was telling us the story and said 'What roads? They're not my roads, I told the lady I think she is /seriously/ overestimating my position in the hospital.'

Yes folks, the roads are now the responsibility of receptionists everywhere. Beware!

[sms001]

Finally!

Now I know where to go about shoddy snow removal. Here I've been floundering about, helpless, moronically assuming it's Nature & Governments conspiring against me. The receptionists are slacking. Now to be an efficient SC, I have to ask some particulars - are all receptionists responsible for all roads collectively? Or is there a radius each is accountable for individually? And is that radius dependent on the "prestige" of the profession the receptionist works for?

And who do I see about my driveway? The florist?

[NoRedCards]

I once had an administrator who demanded I call Microsoft because her computer took too long to shut down......um, yeah, get right on that.....