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  • The Katie Procedure

    Warning: not for the weak of stomach.


















    Yesterday, one of my students got an opportunity to participate in a Soaps Suds Enema. She'd never done one before.

    It involves putting 1-2 packets of Castille Soap in an enema bag, inserting in the rectum and delivering slowing to fill the colon. The soap lubricates the colon, allowing for the easier passage of impacted stool.

    It usually makes a big old mess, especially if the patient cant' get out of bed to use the toilet after. A lot of times fluid will squirt around the rectum because it's put in faster than the patient can tolerate. The stool often squeezes out like toothpaste, and makes a huge pile in the middle of the bed, surrounded by a lake of liquid stool.

    It is my 2nd least favorite thing to do in nursing.

    One of the techs was explaining a trick she sometimes uses (and didn't that time) to deal with the massive mess: take a suction canister and use suction to suck of the brown fluid as it comes out.

    A great trick I thought. I'll have to use it some times. I told the tech we'd have to name it The Katie Procedure. After all, doctors often name procedures or important medical discoveries after themselves, so why shouldn't she get to name a useful tech trick after herself?

    Of course, I'm not sure I'd want my name to go down in history as remembered with shit
    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

  • #2
    Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
    ...Of course, I'm not sure I'd want my name to go down in history as
    "That old shit-sucker."
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      I'm almost afraid to ask but I have to know: if that's your second least favorite, what's your first?

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      • #4
        Quoth ngc_7331 View Post
        I'm almost afraid to ask but I have to know: if that's your second least favorite, what's your first?
        Glycerine and Oil enema?

        (I had to have one of those. Not pleasant. I was actually able to make it to the toilet though, but had to have my DS going while the nurse was shoving the tube up my butt. She took it in good humour though and said that she calls herself the "poo queen" because she does the enemas!)
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          Quoth ngc_7331 View Post
          I'm almost afraid to ask but I have to know: if that's your second least favorite, what's your first?
          Digital disimpaction.

          Bascially, I lube up a finger, put it up the rectum and, as many nurses put it, "go digging for gold."
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #6
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            "That old shit-sucker."
            Gives all new meaning to Coke Slurpees, doesn't it?
            They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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            • #7
              Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
              Gives all new meaning to Coke Slurpees, doesn't it?
              Oh EW.

              This just makes me glad I settle for the "alternate" flavour of Slushies wherever I go.
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #8
                Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
                Digital disimpaction.

                Bascially, I lube up a finger, put it up the rectum and, as many nurses put it, "go digging for gold."
                Certainly puts "digging for treasure" in a different perspective.
                Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

                I'm a case study.

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                • #9
                  Quoth ngc_7331 View Post
                  I'm almost afraid to ask but I have to know: if that's your second least favorite, what's your first?
                  I was wondering the same! Lol.



                  I like enemas. When they work (And boy do they work!!), there is a measurable outcome of your good work. And everyone is relieved.

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                  • #10
                    ugh. sounds like a crappy job.





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                    • #11
                      Quoth PepperElf View Post
                      ugh. sounds like a crappy job.
                      No hem, Sh*tluck!
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                      • #12
                        Tell me about it. Most of the time, though, the job's a gas.
                        They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                        • #13
                          Oh, my gosh. That's brilliant.

                          Today I gave someone a gallon of GoLytely and I could have used that trick.

                          What's that? Why didn't I walk them to the bathroom, you ask? Well, I didn't say I gave it orally, did I?

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                          • #14
                            well, a gallon orally does sound a bit big to swallow.

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                            • #15
                              I am now feeling ever so thankful that I managed to not only make it off the bed when they gave me one of these, but made it to the toilet! Bit of background: I was 42 weeks pregnant, in hard labor, and I hadn't pooped for two weeks because the iron in the materna vitamins had messed up my digestive system. Just getting off the bed by myself was a challenge LOL
                              GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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