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  • Do I see a gun next to your head?

    So I get an idea of what schools are like in my general region, I tend to skim their websites. In the interest of recycling and other things, a lot of schools are switching over to providing online newsletters instead. One local school recently did a survey of their school canteen/lunch service* and here are some of the comments that came out of it (as well as the responses):

    "Please bring back noodles" (Response to that was that they had to pull it off the menu for OHS reasons. They've provided an alternative that doesn't involve hot water)

    "Why is there a coffee machine in the canteen?" (Response to that was that it had been used previously to provide hot chocolate to the kiddies and was a permanent structure, not a portable one. It gets used by parent volunteers and staff in that general vicinity)

    "Please stop providing special lunches because when they come on, I feel pressured to give my boys a lunch order" (My response to that: I don't see a gun next to your head, use the word "no" and let your kids deal with it!)

    *=Canteens/tuckshops in my state at least generally consist of a kiosk-style place where kids can buy food and then eat it anywhere around the school. They will also provide lunch orders to kids, where they order in the morning and get it delivered at lunchtime (where most of the "hot water" issues were coming from). Most of these are run by parents, a few are run by private vendors. Where they can afford it, but they have no volunteers, they might run a service via a local corner deli or bakery.

    Some older private schools (especially those that double as boarding schools) may have a cafeteria-style setting similar to ones I've seen in the US
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  • #2
    Quoth fireheart View Post
    (My response to that: I don't see a gun next to your head, use the word "no" and let your kids deal with it!)
    ... pulled my trigger now he's dead ...
    Seshat's self-help guide:
    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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    • #3
      Seshat! I just got that song out of my head from reading about it on notalwaysright.com! *shakes fist*

      at least it is a good song..
      Now, if you smell the roses but it doesn't lift your spirits, you're either allergic to rose pollen or you need medical intervention. ~ Seshat

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      • #4
        Where do you think I got it into my head?
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #5
          Mama, life had just begun... but now I've gone and thrown it all away...
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • #6
            seriously how hard is it to really say "no"?

            I mean most times when I was in school … we brought our own lunches cos the crap the school was serving wasn't healthy. bout the only time we bought school lunch was pizza days. Otherwise we were pretty happy with sammiches & fruit & Mom's cookies.

            and i'm not joking about "unhealthy". (there was a big stink when the school bragged about saving money by using fake cheese - parents were not impressed and it became a joke in the community)

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            • #7
              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
              Mama, life had just begun... but now I've gone and thrown it all away...
              Here's an unusual take on that song...

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWl5peI8HY
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              • #8
                Quoth mjr View Post
                Here's an unusual take on that song...

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWl5peI8HY
                I see your Dixie rendition and raise you one Bohemian Polka

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZsN3S0WJ_o
                Women can do anything men can.
                But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
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                • #9
                  and here I thought bad news had the weirdest version out there. Think hair-band-screaming-metal song. heh
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wM58YXp2x0

                  (think, "the young ones" without Mike)

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                  • #10
                    I'll see Sparky and PepperElf's versions...

                    And I'll raise you a bluegrass version of "Iron Man"...

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot1HVwokyVs

                    A Beatallica song...

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rji6cvr_RQ

                    And a Beatlegras song...

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFvlkvzNug
                    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                    • #11
                      I have it on good authority that someone did a polka version of Stairway to Heaven...

                      unfortunately I do not know who. It may have been a live band at a bar here.




                      Oh, and also:

                      POLKA NEVER DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                      • #12
                        At this point in the thread, I would like to introduce you to Andy Rehfeldt, who does parody covers of popular songs where he changes the style of music.

                        Here's Green Day's Basket Case, the smooth jazz version.

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk8v6K2Nxk

                        The reggae version of Ozzy Osbourne's Children of the Grave.

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXN23pDmSrY

                        And one of my favorites, the Radio Disney version of Slipknot's Wait and Bleed.

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG6G4XBnvLQ

                        He did have a smooth jazz version of Enter Sandman up, but he recently had to take a bunch of videos down because of copyright issues.
                        "If you pray very hard, you can become a cat person." -Angela, "The Office"

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                        • #13
                          I will raise the bar with the Muppets
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY

                          Then really lower the bar with these
                          Pat Boone paradise City

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmcrXNuCwg
                          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                          "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                            I will raise the bar with the Muppets
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
                            I wondered why that wasn't mentioned first! Love that version!
                            It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth MoonCat View Post
                              Oh, and also:

                              POLKA NEVER DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              That's because you hooked your spaceship to the Neilsen computers and set the transmission to "sideways" in order to inflate the ratings and keep "Polka Jamboree" from being cancelled. Cookies for reference.
                              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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