self-sighting

[Cooper]

My ex ended up accompanying me when I went grocery shopping.

We ended up having a very long argument about whether or not I was a were-cat. Because he once had a dream where I turned into a cat and ate a duck.

I asked the cashier if this was the strangest thing he'd heard today.

It wasn't.

[Food Lady]

How is that a sighting? It's entertainment!

[PepperElf]

That sounds like fun!

Of course be careful of those giraffes - they're weregiraffes!