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So, I was at a local discount clothing store to get a couple pairs of pants that I can wear at my new job (jeans, cargo pants.)
While trying on various items of clothing I had picked up, I would occasionally slip out of the stall (clothed, obviously) to check the tri-fold mirror down at the end of the hall o' stalls.
One of these times, I noticed a woman was trying things on (bathing suits, of all things too) with her door wide, freaking, open.
Now, the associate set to help the fitting rooms (both sides) was male. Basically all helpers do is hang around at the end of the hall and wait to see if someone needs them to grab a different size of an item (item is thrown over the top of the door for them to grab and search) and to take things that don't fit/the person doesn't want.
I had no issue with him being male. He was being very respectful to every lady that walked in and stayed out of the fitting stall hall except when someone called for a size check. I also spotted him in the mirror (when he came for a size check when I was oogling my own butt =P) keeping his eyes straight to the floor while in there. {Something I thought unnecessary, but I could see why he did it.}
No other lady seemed to have an issue at all, and a few even joked with him about "having the good assignment today."
Except the lady who left her FRACKING DOOR OPEN. When he noticed the door was open, he stayed out of the hall completely until she had left (because she obviously wasn't going to close the damn door, for whatever reason.)
I was tempted to slam it on her on one of my trips to the tri-fold mirror, but... he seemed to just want to avoid a scene with that person entirely, so I restrained myself.
Which I wish I hadn't done.
Later as I was going to buy my pants, I see lady talking angrily to a manager, who looked concerned and very confused. Using my super-secret-ninja-stealth (IE, pretending to browse racks while I b-lined for earshot), I evesdropped into a conversation where crazy, exhibitionist lady was accusing the attendant of spying on her and that she could sue for sexual harassment etc. so forth.
Me:
You've got to be kidding me!
Manager: Excuse me?
Me: He didn't even go into the hall while she was trying stuff on!
Manager: He didn't?
CEL: *HUGE catbutt face* How would you know?
Me: I was in there while you were catbutt face (yeah I shouldn't have said that, but I did.)
CEL: *Turns red with rage*
Manager: Why didn't he go in there? He should've--
Me: Because she was changing with her door wide open! Hell I walked by and got a huge eyesore of granny panties without even having to turn my head!
CEL: Why you--
Manager: Ma'am, first of all; if he wasn't even in the hall, he couldn't have been spying on you. Second of all; it's not spying if you leave your door wide open for everyone to see.
Me: *skips off merrily to buy my pants in a now terrific mood*
I'm still in a terrific mood. Bought myself Qdoba to celebrate the undoing of crazy, exhibitionist catbutt face lady.
While trying on various items of clothing I had picked up, I would occasionally slip out of the stall (clothed, obviously) to check the tri-fold mirror down at the end of the hall o' stalls.
One of these times, I noticed a woman was trying things on (bathing suits, of all things too) with her door wide, freaking, open.
Now, the associate set to help the fitting rooms (both sides) was male. Basically all helpers do is hang around at the end of the hall and wait to see if someone needs them to grab a different size of an item (item is thrown over the top of the door for them to grab and search) and to take things that don't fit/the person doesn't want.
I had no issue with him being male. He was being very respectful to every lady that walked in and stayed out of the fitting stall hall except when someone called for a size check. I also spotted him in the mirror (when he came for a size check when I was oogling my own butt =P) keeping his eyes straight to the floor while in there. {Something I thought unnecessary, but I could see why he did it.}
No other lady seemed to have an issue at all, and a few even joked with him about "having the good assignment today."
Except the lady who left her FRACKING DOOR OPEN. When he noticed the door was open, he stayed out of the hall completely until she had left (because she obviously wasn't going to close the damn door, for whatever reason.)
I was tempted to slam it on her on one of my trips to the tri-fold mirror, but... he seemed to just want to avoid a scene with that person entirely, so I restrained myself.
Which I wish I hadn't done.
Later as I was going to buy my pants, I see lady talking angrily to a manager, who looked concerned and very confused. Using my super-secret-ninja-stealth (IE, pretending to browse racks while I b-lined for earshot), I evesdropped into a conversation where crazy, exhibitionist lady was accusing the attendant of spying on her and that she could sue for sexual harassment etc. so forth.
Me:
You've got to be kidding me!Manager: Excuse me?
Me: He didn't even go into the hall while she was trying stuff on!
Manager: He didn't?
CEL: *HUGE catbutt face* How would you know?
Me: I was in there while you were catbutt face (yeah I shouldn't have said that, but I did.)
CEL: *Turns red with rage*
Manager: Why didn't he go in there? He should've--
Me: Because she was changing with her door wide open! Hell I walked by and got a huge eyesore of granny panties without even having to turn my head!
CEL: Why you--
Manager: Ma'am, first of all; if he wasn't even in the hall, he couldn't have been spying on you. Second of all; it's not spying if you leave your door wide open for everyone to see.
Me: *skips off merrily to buy my pants in a now terrific mood*
I'm still in a terrific mood. Bought myself Qdoba to celebrate the undoing of crazy, exhibitionist catbutt face lady.
Total useless sack of shit . . . you don't qualify as human if you think it's ok to slap the label of sex offender on someone just to get a discount at a discount store!!!!
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