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  • #31
    Quoth Aethian View Post
    If Hector is anything like Blue, he'll drive differently. Just smoother and a bit more like everything is a bit lighter.
    lol. QFT. Kronos even pulls harder. After a repossession (actually financier's fault, the rat bastards) we buckled down, lived lean, and almost doubled up on payments. Got out from under over a year early. Don't play square with us? We'll fark your interest.

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    • #32
      biggest issue that pisses me off is cyclists - a number of times i have been at the stoplights, front of the line. a cyclist comes down the middle of the road (lane splitting) than proceeds to lean oin my car for a rest...
      i'll wind down the window and tell them to bugger off.. i normally am met with death states
      The mere fact that we have the flamethrower means that someone, somewhere once said "You know, I'd really like to set those customers over there on fire, but don't possess the means to do it"

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      • #33
        Quoth Casino Jockey View Post
        biggest issue that pisses me off is cyclists - a number of times i have been at the stoplights, front of the line. a cyclist comes down the middle of the road (lane splitting) than proceeds to lean oin my car for a rest...
        i'll wind down the window and tell them to bugger off.. i normally am met with death states

        I'll just leave this here
        Car commercial on youtube *Youtube commercial involving a car and a cyclist that I found amusing.*

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        • #34
          Quoth Sakka View Post
          Youtube commercial involving a car and a cyclist that I found amusing.
          Love it! If you can't get out of your pedals in stop-n-go traffic, don't use 'em. It's far studlier to just balance anyway...

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          • #35
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            I'm partial to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers solution:
            (1) Megillah-watt surround sound system.
            (2) Recording of a semitruckload of live hogs at 90mph/145kph brakes locked & jack-knifed coming right atcha.

            Result: Buster Brown Skidmarks on the sitzmark.
            Special cookie for the Freak Brothers reference.
            Suckiness is reinforced up OR down at every transaction. Accepting BS makes them worse for all of us; firm fairness trains them to suck less.

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            • #36
              Quoth Automan Empire View Post
              Special cookie for the Freak Brothers reference.
              It's a *brownie* at the Old Stoners Home...
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #37
                Few years back, I came back to my SUV (which is old enough to drink, never mind vote) to find a bunch of guys leaning on the passenger side of it.

                I told them it might be a good idea to move away, because there's gonna be a blast of blue smoke when I turn the key, and I'd rather not suffocate them...

                (hey, it passes emissions every year. Just gotta let it warm up first. Using heavier oil helps too. I don't care what it says in the manual, once you pass 200K miles you don't use 5w30 oil anymore.)

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