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A VERY snotty jerk (grossness warning, just eww)
This one I heard from my mother about a customer she had this morning, she went in for 6 and was the only checker there until 8:30 when Linda and Rosa come in.
MV: Mama Valentine
SJ: snotty jerk
ROL: random old lady
It was just a little while after MV's shift started and she was finishing up ROL's order when SJ comes into the line and starts picking his nose, and not just casually either he's doing it like he's gonna find gold or diamonds in there and being COMPLETELY obvious about it. MV and ROL look at each other like "you've gotta be kidding me" and then MV looks at the guy like she looks at my niece when she does something wrong and starts ringing SJ's order, when she's done she tells him the total and he hands her the money with his booger hand she very carefully takes a corner the money with her the tips of her fingers and that made SJ mad. SJ got an attitude with MV and asked her "Is there a problem? " MV just looked right at him and asked "Would you like a tissue?" SJ got really pissed at that and demanded to know who the manager was, he didn't speak with anyone though and MV put the booger money under the tray in the till drawer and told the manager what happened and what the guy looked like just in case he came back. ROL was still in the store and backed up MV's story the 3 of them agreed that what SJ did was completely disgusting and he had no right to get an attitude, I told MV her story reminded me about the time me and Bill were out and there was some guy in front of us with his hand down the back of his pants scratching like crazy like he had poison ivy up his ass.
MV: Mama Valentine
SJ: snotty jerk
ROL: random old lady
It was just a little while after MV's shift started and she was finishing up ROL's order when SJ comes into the line and starts picking his nose, and not just casually either he's doing it like he's gonna find gold or diamonds in there and being COMPLETELY obvious about it. MV and ROL look at each other like "you've gotta be kidding me" and then MV looks at the guy like she looks at my niece when she does something wrong and starts ringing SJ's order, when she's done she tells him the total and he hands her the money with his booger hand she very carefully takes a corner the money with her the tips of her fingers and that made SJ mad. SJ got an attitude with MV and asked her "Is there a problem? " MV just looked right at him and asked "Would you like a tissue?" SJ got really pissed at that and demanded to know who the manager was, he didn't speak with anyone though and MV put the booger money under the tray in the till drawer and told the manager what happened and what the guy looked like just in case he came back. ROL was still in the store and backed up MV's story the 3 of them agreed that what SJ did was completely disgusting and he had no right to get an attitude, I told MV her story reminded me about the time me and Bill were out and there was some guy in front of us with his hand down the back of his pants scratching like crazy like he had poison ivy up his ass.
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