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  • #1

    Do you have any idea who I am!?

    This was forwarded to me by someone on my facebook page:

    A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

    Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

    The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

    The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

    Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

    With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

    Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."

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  • #2
    This was originally from Snopes. (3rd one down) One of the funniest stories I've ever read, true or not.

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    • #3
      Heheheheeheheheee ^_^ Awesome reaction, and one I'm sure many of us WISH we could use without getting fired.

      Hell, what is FaceBook for, if not for reposting stuff that's been on Snopes for years? ~_~ Just without the truth-or-not stuff that Snopes adds. That part's completely optional anyway....right?
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      • #4
        Reminds me of a scene from the (sadly very shortlived) British sitcom The Thin Blue Line. SC guy says to police officer, "Do you know who my father is?!" Police officer: "I'm sorry, I can't help you there. Have you tried asking your mother?"

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        • #5
          Quoth Pixilated View Post
          Reminds me of a scene from the (sadly very shortlived) British sitcom The Thin Blue Line. SC guy says to police officer, "Do you know who my father is?!" Police officer: "I'm sorry, I can't help you there. Have you tried asking your mother?"
          I love Rowan Atkinson!
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          • #6
            The show only ran for one year. It deserved much better than that.

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            • #7
              rofl. That's hilarious. Have to share that on my facebook page.

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