SC at the bank

[Giggle Goose]

If you had time on your hands, Knightmare, you should have just tried to open the locked door and banged against it until it annoyed the living s**t out of that old guy who was standing there reading. And then he would have said the same thing: "There's another door, you know."

Or if he is hard of hearing like Boozy said then I guess that wouldn't work.

[XCashier]

SC: "Hey. HEY!"
I stop, turn around with the Glare of Impending Doom©® and don't say anything. SC stops about 10 feet away from me.
SC: "There was another door you know."

Get out the Salmon Of Doom™ and thwack him over the head between each word:
"THAT!" "DOOR!" "IS!" "LOCKED!!!"

Think that might get through his concrete skull?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I have customers do that in the exit of the Bakery. They will park their (full) baskets sideways there and leave, or stand right there and have a convo... then have the face to get pissed if we cut in between too often.

I had someone do that in the kids' department, they were standing on either side of the space between one bookcase and a display thingy in the center of the dept. It was either go between them or back up with my cart and go around the other way where there were people actually *gasp* shopping. I said 'excuse me' as I went through and the guy said something snarky about walking between them. I just ignored him but he pissed me off. If I'm going to inconvenience people for all of half a second it's gonna be the people just standing there in the way chatting.