I saw and talked to one!!!

[xxscooterxx]

There you go, using the T word again. You know very well that SCs don't think...!

Makes you want to get on the loudspeakers and say, "Are you people seriously that stupid?! The "out of order" bags mean that the pumps are OUT OF ORDER, just like the bags say! They don't work! Capicé?!" Or maybe rig a few dozen clue-by-fours to swing down from the overhang and beat some sense into the idiots.

One guy came in the store and said "uhhhhhhh are yall outta gas???"

I said uhhhhh yep!!! Thats what the bags are for!!!

[EricKei]

The "out of order" bags mean that the pumps are OUT OF ORDER, just like the bags say! They don't work! Capicé?!"

No, no, the pumps work fine. The bags are just there so that there will always be a space available for the speshul snowflake customers like her that every business wants to have so badly!

...Erm, excuse me...back in a bit. I rolled my eyes a bit too hard and one of them wound up under the couch x.x

[Crossbow]

...Erm, excuse me...back in a bit. I rolled my eyes a bit too hard and one of them wound up under the couch x.x

Thanks for that visual. Don't forget to wipe the dust and pet hair off your eyeballs before putting them back in.

[prjkt]

I might use that one myself

[XCashier]

Thanks for that visual. Don't forget to wipe the dust and pet hair off your eyeballs before putting them back in.

Be sure you get it back before the cat does!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Be sure you get it back before the cat does!

If they rolled under my loveseat, you'd better get 'em quick before Poodles thinks he has a new toy.

[otakuneko]

One guy came in the store and said "uhhhhhhh are yall outta gas???"

"Nah we just don't want to sell any. Heeeerrrre's your sign."

[Silent-Hunter]

Is it wrong to hope that one of these people gets gasoline/petrol sprayed in their own face?

[EricKei]

Thanks for that visual.

Anytime, crossbow ^_^ I'm just happy to be of service.