That's not a dog, that's ME!

[Gabrielle Proctor]

My friend Doug works at a store in a mall selling loose leaf tea (good stuff by the way). He is full Italian and has really dark curly hair, it's not long, but it can get kinda shabby until he has it cut. To give you a better idea of his appearance, his mom told him one day, "Doug you look Iranian, you should have your ass kicked."

Anyway, he was partially bent over behind a counter and all you could see was a portion of his hair. A woman walked by and exclaimed, "Oh, what a cute dog you have here!!!"

Doug stood strait up and said in disbelief, "Ma'am!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a dog..."she replied.

Seriously, a dog in a MALL? WTF mate?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Wow, I've heard of people being mistaken for the opposite sex, but another species??!

[Witch of Endor]

I've seen dogs in malls. But they're generally not going to be seen in stores that sell food.

I was just in a loose tea shop like that in Niagara Falls the other day.

[draggar]

My dogs go to malls, but they're service dogs.

[AFpheonix]

I suppose that's better than a scruffy looking nerf herder....

But seriously, I would be absolutely MORTIFIED in that situation! How could that woman not be?

[Gabrielle Proctor]

HaHa! Nerf herder!