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    I saw this sign at a gas station today by the register. It read:
    "No ID, no alcohol, no cigarettes, NO ATTITUDE!" It's cool, but I hope that the people who claim to be buds with the owner know that this applies to them, too.
    "If you are planning not to tip, please let your server know before ordering so they can decide whether or not to wait on you" - from an advice column I read some time ago

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    Quoth Giggle Goose View Post
    I saw this sign at a gas station today by the register. It read:
    "No ID, no alcohol, no cigarettes, NO ATTITUDE!" It's cool, but I hope that the people who claim to be buds with the owner know that this applies to them, too.
    Claiming to be buds with the owner constitutes attitude...No booze for you!
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      It reminds me of a sign I saw in a tattoo shop.

      "We say f^ck. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you."




      Someday I will be embroidering that on a pillow for my best friend - she was the reason I was at the tattoo shop to begin with.
      Everything sucks. I must be living in a vacuum.

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      • #4
        Quoth Giggle Goose View Post
        I saw this sign at a gas station today by the register. It read:
        "No ID, no alcohol, no cigarettes, NO ATTITUDE!" It's cool, but I hope that the people who claim to be buds with the owner know that this applies to them, too.
        AMEN! I agree wholeheartedly!
        I'm Schizophrenic, and So Am I!

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        • #5
          I would love to have had a sign like that at the gas station.
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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          • #6
            Quoth Foxglove8778 View Post
            Someday I will be embroidering that on a pillow for my best friend - she was the reason I was at the tattoo shop to begin with.
            It always amuses me when I see not-so-nice sayings embroidered on delicate little pillows. My grandma sure didn't do that!
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Signs in my store:

              "Bitch owned, Bitch operated" (small one that's on the register)

              We Reserve the Right
              To Refuse Service To Anyone
              Regardless of Who You Are
              Who You Think You Are
              Who Your Daddy Is
              Or How Much Money You Have

              "Prices Subject to Change According to Customers Attitude!"

              "You'd feel a Hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer."
              ~Clerks

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