ATTN: CUSTOMERS! DON'T F***ING WRITE CHECKS IN THE EXPRESS LANE!

[siskaren]

My big complaint with Wally World express lanes is that they deem 20 items or less "express". Express shouldn't be more than 10.

[mjr]

Was in the 20 item or less "express lane" today at Wally World. One lady had some kind of trouble (don't know what it is). The lady behind her WROTE A F***ING CHECK!!!

DO NOT F***ING WRITE CHECKS IN THE EXPRESS LANE!!!! I was this close || to saying something, or making a disgusted production out of getting OUT of line. I would have, but about the time I looked over to the line next to me, someone pulled into it and started loading their stuff on the conveyor.

I got in the express lane for a reason!! It's supposed to be "express". The non-express lane next to me checked out TWO people before the express lane even finished ONE.

And to the companies that put new employees on the express lane: DON'T PUT NEW EMPLOYEES IN THE F***ING EXPRESS LANE!!!

If I owned an establishment like this, I would make it VERY easy to void a transaction, and I would make it where it would not be possible to process checks in the express lane -- on purpose. I know it might be considered bad customer service, but I'd do it. I'd lose a few customers, probably, but I think I'd make up for it in the number of customers who are appreciative of a QUICK express lane.

That is all.