Why the hell are you hitting on me while pulled up at the lights?! I'm very glad you peeled off when I started reaching into my bag as though I had some form of self-defense mechanism (I wasn't, I was actually reaching for my phone). You're the reason why I'm now swapping my deodorant in my bag over from a roll-on to a spray.
(For the record, pepper spray and the like are banned in most Aussie states and while the police DO have the authority to confiscate anything that could possibly be used as a weapon, that rule is rarely enforced unless you feel like being a dick)
(For the record, pepper spray and the like are banned in most Aussie states and while the police DO have the authority to confiscate anything that could possibly be used as a weapon, that rule is rarely enforced unless you feel like being a dick)
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