I Wanted Breasts

[fireheart]

All I wanted were two big, meaty breasts. Is that too much to ask?



So, THAT explains the T-shirt.

They're big breasts too

And actually, after that incident, I wound up wearing slightly more tighter t-shirts to work (as in they were a bit closer fitting so they wouldn't drop whenever I bent over)

[catcul]

They're big breasts too

And actually, after that incident, I wound up wearing slightly more tighter t-shirts to work (as in they were a bit closer fitting so they wouldn't drop whenever I bent over)

I'm STILL not allowed to ask Fireheart for a picture while on the job.

[MadMike]

One of my coworkers at the old supermarket job was working the deli one day. The display had chicken breast and turkey breast sitting next to each other. One of the customers walked up to the deli and told her, "I'd like some of your breast!"

Without missing a beat, she asked him, "Would you like the one on the left?", pointing to the chicken, "or the one on the right?", pointing to the turkey.

[fireheart]

One of my coworkers at the old supermarket job was working the deli one day. The display had chicken breast and turkey breast sitting next to each other. One of the customers walked up to the deli and told her, "I'd like some of your breast!"

Without missing a beat, she asked him, "Would you like the one on the left?", pointing to the chicken, "or the one on the right?", pointing to the turkey.

Way to go awesome CW!

[dalesys]

Jonatha Brooke was opening for The Hooters in Germany and introduced *her* hooters.

[catcul]

I went back. This time, they were able to give me breasts.

I like breasts and I like to put them in my mouth. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

[fireheart]

I went back. This time, they were able to give me breasts.

I like breasts and I like to put them in my mouth. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

Were they big breasts?

[catcul]

Were they big breasts?

They were big, meaty breasts. I also enjoy nibbling on the leg and thigh.

[Mr Hero]

They were big, meaty breasts. I also enjoy nibbling on the leg and thigh.

Were you at home, or were you eating out?

[dendawg]

I like big breasts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny...

FTFY.

[gerund]

I like breasts and I like to put them in my mouth. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

I'm a leg man, myself. I like dark meat - it's so juicy and moist and tender and full of flavour. SLURP!