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Was on the train home with a few friends. We are sat at a table, and there was an elderly couple sat on the table opposite. We were only one stop away from being home, and this old man must have been desperate for a fight or something.
Friend 1: Hey do you have any smokes?
Friend 2: Yeah I do, I'll lend you one when...
OM: DONT YOU DARE SMOKE ON THIS TRAIN!
Friend 1: Uhh, we weren't going to.
We carry on our conversation. All the way through it, we are frequently interupted.
OM: What are you doing smoking anyway?
OM: Smoking kills you know!
OM: Youth of today! Smoking! Why are you smoking?
OM: Get those cigarettes out of my sight! I dont want to see them!
I snapped.
Me: Oh my God, will you shut the FUCK up!
OM: What did you say to me?
Me: Shut up and mind your own business!
OM: Come on dear! I'm getting the conductor to throw these things off at the next stop!
The next stop was ours anyway, and he didnt get back to us in time.
Friend 1: Hey do you have any smokes?
Friend 2: Yeah I do, I'll lend you one when...
OM: DONT YOU DARE SMOKE ON THIS TRAIN!
Friend 1: Uhh, we weren't going to.
We carry on our conversation. All the way through it, we are frequently interupted.
OM: What are you doing smoking anyway?
OM: Smoking kills you know!
OM: Youth of today! Smoking! Why are you smoking?
OM: Get those cigarettes out of my sight! I dont want to see them!
I snapped.
Me: Oh my God, will you shut the FUCK up!
OM: What did you say to me?
Me: Shut up and mind your own business!
OM: Come on dear! I'm getting the conductor to throw these things off at the next stop!
The next stop was ours anyway, and he didnt get back to us in time.
- ooh found a use for that graphic! 
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