So, last week I was travelling for business, we had a large project that needed the full Las Vegas staff... problem, one of the Vegas staff got summoned for jury duty... solution, fly a north auditor fly down to Vegas to cover. Well, I fly down, I'm met at the airport by the south supervisor who took me back to the Vegas office and checked me out a state car for while I was visiting. I drive to the hotel, almost can't check in (more on that later), and twice during the week I had a variation on the following conversation.
Me: *parks state car at restaurant to have dinner*
Random Person: *seeing me* Yeah, official use only my ass.
Me: Excuse me?
RP: What kind of bullshit official business could you be on at 6:30 at a fast food restaurant?
Me: Well, I'm travelling on state business, I'm 500 miles from home, where am I supposed to eat?
RP: You should stop wasting tax money and take care of yourself instead of expecting us to take care of you.
Me: If you don't like state employee's eating, I suggest you take it up with your representative.
Speaking of my problems at the hotel. The employee started out as not being bad, just a bit over zealous on enforcing policy (that I've since found out isn't actually their policy), but devolved into being outright rude.
Counter Girl: Hi, welcome to (hotel), do you have a reservation?
Me: yes, it's under (name).
CG: Great, just need your credit card, ID, and proof that you are a state employee.
ME: Here's my credit card and ID, but I'm sorry, I wasn't told I needed my employee ID, it is still at the office.
CG: Well, how did you expect to get the state rate without proving your are an employee?
Me: Well, when the office secretary booked the reservation, she was told that my status was already confirmed and that I was all set, only needed an ID and credit card.
CG: Well, do you have any proof you're a state employee?
Me: Well, if you have internet access on that computer, you can look up my entry on the state directory?
CG: No, I can't do that.
Me: Well, there's a business center, can I print off my entry in the employee directory.
CG: No, that is only for honest paying guests.
Me: Fine, I have a state car parked outside, if you go out and see the motorpool logo on it will you believe me, or are you going to accuse me of stealing it? (okay, that was a bit across the line, but so was the honest guest line).
Oh, and as an added bonus, I found out from the desk manager when I checked out at the end of the week that their policy was to check in state employees who's confirmation emails are sent to .gov addresses without question. So, she wasn't even enforcing the company's policy, she was just going on a power trip.
Me: *parks state car at restaurant to have dinner*
Random Person: *seeing me* Yeah, official use only my ass.
Me: Excuse me?
RP: What kind of bullshit official business could you be on at 6:30 at a fast food restaurant?
Me: Well, I'm travelling on state business, I'm 500 miles from home, where am I supposed to eat?
RP: You should stop wasting tax money and take care of yourself instead of expecting us to take care of you.
Me: If you don't like state employee's eating, I suggest you take it up with your representative.
Speaking of my problems at the hotel. The employee started out as not being bad, just a bit over zealous on enforcing policy (that I've since found out isn't actually their policy), but devolved into being outright rude.
Counter Girl: Hi, welcome to (hotel), do you have a reservation?
Me: yes, it's under (name).
CG: Great, just need your credit card, ID, and proof that you are a state employee.
ME: Here's my credit card and ID, but I'm sorry, I wasn't told I needed my employee ID, it is still at the office.
CG: Well, how did you expect to get the state rate without proving your are an employee?
Me: Well, when the office secretary booked the reservation, she was told that my status was already confirmed and that I was all set, only needed an ID and credit card.
CG: Well, do you have any proof you're a state employee?
Me: Well, if you have internet access on that computer, you can look up my entry on the state directory?
CG: No, I can't do that.
Me: Well, there's a business center, can I print off my entry in the employee directory.
CG: No, that is only for honest paying guests.
Me: Fine, I have a state car parked outside, if you go out and see the motorpool logo on it will you believe me, or are you going to accuse me of stealing it? (okay, that was a bit across the line, but so was the honest guest line).
Oh, and as an added bonus, I found out from the desk manager when I checked out at the end of the week that their policy was to check in state employees who's confirmation emails are sent to .gov addresses without question. So, she wasn't even enforcing the company's policy, she was just going on a power trip.


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