Just Friendly

[Foxbite]

Went to a late night diner for a bite, got to overhear this tidbit shortly before someone got booked on a drunk and disorderly charge.


"I'm not drunk! I'm!! JUST!!! FRIENDLY!!!!!!" she screamed, now pants-less at the table.


poor waitresses...they just don't get paid enough to deal with that kind of crazy.

[WishfulSpirit]

Wow that's 4 sheets to the wind. I wonder if the Just Friendly comment has ever worked for her.

[Foxbite]

I wonder if the Just Friendly comment has ever worked for her.

It sure didn't this time! Something about the greasy bare butt print she left on the table top I assume.

[morgana]

Ewwwwwwww.

Who was she trying to get 'friendly' with?

[Foxbite]

As far as I could tell, a half-eaten plate of pancakes.

[Slave to the Phone]

Maybe she just really likes pancakes?

[notalwaysright]

A local radio station has little bits on weird news, and has one part just for things that happened in Waffle Houses (which often involve top or bottomless people), and another part for funny police reports from a nearby island. "Report of a person tampering with mailboxes. Upon investigation, it was the mailman. Report of a door being blown open by the wind. Report of a bird stuck in a chimney."

[drunkenwildmage]

Maybe she just really likes pancakes?

From "Jim Gaffigan"

“What are you watching?”


“Uh, uh, the Food Network.”


“Well why are your pants off?”


“I, I like food?” “A lot?”

[Pixelated]

A local radio station has little bits on weird news, and has one part just for things that happened in Waffle Houses (which often involve top or bottomless people), and another part for funny police reports from a nearby island. "Report of a person tampering with mailboxes. Upon investigation, it was the mailman. Report of a door being blown open by the wind. Report of a bird stuck in a chimney."

I used to work on a newspaper for a small community (weekly) paper, and yeah, the police got some weird calls. More often than not it was just some elderly person who'd suddenly got a bit nervous and wanted a cop to come around just to make them feel safer.

Then the town police were folded into the provincial police ... and I'm willing to bet the responses to those calls ground a halt really fast. No longer had cops patrolling only in the town; now they were out who-knew-where and it was not longer feasible for them to show up at somebody's door because "my quilt fell off the clothesline" (translation: "I'm hearing funny noises and I'm a bit nervous; could you send somebody around ...?")

[Kit-Ginevra]

www.badnewspaper.com

The crime spree ones are what happens when you have a small town or people with too much time on their hands...

[morgana]

Oh, fabulous; another place to waste my time . . .

[WishfulSpirit]

I'm a fan of News of the Weird and (if I'm in a dark mood) Darwin Awards myself.