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  • Not quite "ruining Easter," but close

    Again, a "hearing" rather than a "sighting."

    I stopped briefly at my favourite chocolate store the other day to see what I could pick up (they have bags of "not quite perfect" chocolates that they sell for discount prices ).

    Cashier was telling me about an SC who came looking for some of their dark chocolate bunnies, which they started carrying a couple of weeks ago.

    And are now completely out of.

    You can write the rest of this yourselves, I'm sure ...

    Whiny SC: "But ... you're getting more, right?"

    Cashier: "No ... Easter's just a few days away, so what we've got is all we're getting." (in terms of Easter candy anyway)

    WSC: "But (recipient) will be SO disappointed! She REALLY wanted one of these!"

    Cashier: *same spiel*

    WSC: "But ... but ... what am I going to tell her??"

    Cashier: *lather, rinse, repeat*

    WSC: "But ... but ...."

    Ultimately WSC left, but not before trying to launch a few more guilt-trip arrows at the cashier, who managed not to roll her eyes.

    At least until after the WSC had left.
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

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    What is she going to do? Why, I suppose she'll have to go somewhere else! Oh, the horror!!
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      That is not an option, alas ... at least, not if WSC is looking for the same item for the recipient. This store is the sole and only one of that name in this city.

      Maybe, WSC, next time you could buy something that "recipient" would like WHEN IT'S AVAILABLE.
      Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
      ~ Mr Hero

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      • #4
        It's funny, I don't really pay attention to when Easter is, but even I've noticed that stores have been buried in Easter merchandise for weeks and weeks now. I'm just waiting until after, when the candy goes on clearance. Typical SC, to not even consider the thought that they can't get what they want.
        Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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        • #5
          WSC needs to listen to a certain song by the Rolling Stones. Their records are in stock, so she CAN get one.
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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          • #6
            Pixelated, are you asking the SC to actually think and PLAN AHEAD? This won't end well...

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            • #7
              Quoth wolfie View Post
              WSC needs to listen to a certain song by the Rolling Stones. Their records are in stock, so she CAN get one.
              Maintenance at Evans and Sutherland had a restroom closed... and their radio was playing that as I passed!
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Come sing with me, you all know the words: "Failure to plan on your part does not make it an emergency on my part!"
                This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
                I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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                • #9
                  Quoth notalwaysright View Post
                  It's funny, I don't really pay attention to when Easter is, ...
                  that's the only holiday during the tax season when my mega chain closes. Looking forward to the day off before crazy time
                  I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                  Who is John Galt?
                  -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                  • #10
                    Quoth wolfie View Post
                    WSC needs to listen to a certain song by the Rolling Stones. Their records are in stock, so she CAN get one.
                    Yeah, but she'd probably pick the wrong Rolling Stones song...

                    Instead of picking this song, she would probably pick this one instead.
                    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                    • #11


                      Pun definitely intended.
                      Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                      ~ Mr Hero

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                      • #12
                        Oh I know she can't get THAT EXACT ITEM somewhere else, but she could find something else, and who knows, maybe she'd learn something about planning ahead.

                        I doubt it, but we can dream...
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • #13
                          Regarding the OP, the customer could have been told, "Well, I can't pull a chocolate rabbit out of an empty tomb."
                          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                          • #14
                            Quoth MoonCat View Post
                            Oh I know she can't get THAT EXACT ITEM somewhere else, but she could find something else, and who knows, maybe she'd learn something about planning ahead.

                            I doubt it, but we can dream...
                            Oh, there's still buckets of Easter candy everywhere ... probably even including the local dollar stores, which usually run out first. Even "my" chocolate shop still had some Easter stuff.

                            But of course it was this particular item that the recipient so desperately wanted ...

                            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                            Regarding the OP, the customer could have been told, "Well, I can't pull a chocolate rabbit out of an empty tomb."
                            That would totally be worth getting fired for.
                            Last edited by Pixelated; 04-15-2017, 03:50 PM.
                            Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                            ~ Mr Hero

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                            • #15
                              "What do you want me to do? Pull the chocolate out of my ass?"
                              To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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