I just got back from my local grocery store and got to witness this absolutely hysterical exchange!!
I am in the parking lot loading my groceries into my vehicle and this car comes speeding down the parking lot, windows down, rap music blaring, and whips into a parking space. Only problem with this lady's parking job is she was actually in two spaces perfectly, one being a handicap space (the center like that splits the two spaces was directly down the middle of her car so she had a 'half and half' parking job going) the man that is with her jumps out of the car and runs into the liquor store that is next to the grocery store and she sits there.
Well, a Sheriff's Deputy who happend to be patrolling the area saw the parking job and pulls into the lot. Now there is a point to this, but this deputy is black. Anyway, he gets out of his car and walks up to the girl, her rap music is still blaring strong
D: Deputy
G: Girl
D: *shouting over the music* Miss, can you please turn that music down, it is way too loud and I need to speak with you briefly.
surprisingly she turns her music off (I say sprisingly because of her attitude shortly after)
D: Miss, do you happen to see how you are parked?
G:What do you mean?
D: You are directly down the middle of two spaces, one being a handicap space, I need you please to move your vehicle into a space.
G: Why do I have to move, nobody is parked here!
*I am thinking, WTF*
D: Miss, I am only going to ask you one more time, please move your vehicle
G: But my man will be out in a minute, why do I have to move?
D: Because you are illegally parked, now move your vehicle please
G: Fuck this shit, you are just doing this because I'm black.
D: *obviously puzzled* Miss, look at me, I am black too, race has nothing to do with this.
G: Well I ain't movin
D: Ok......liscense please
G: Why?
D: I am writing you a ticket for parking in a handicap space, that is a $500 fine
G: BUT MY MAN WILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE
*at this point the cop starts writing the ticket and says something into his walkie* (most likely a call for backup)
By this time I am done loading my groceries and get in my car to pull out of the lot. I want to mind my own business but at the same time I was thinking of this board and wanted to see the rest of the exchange. So I slowly drove past them with my windows down and my sunroof open, all I could make out was the girl yelling about how this was "bullshit" and "fucked up". Funny part though was her boyfriend had since come out of the liquor store and I overheard him saying "Baby, just shut up and move the car"
He seemed very embarassed and apologetic to the officer.
At the end of the lot when I was getting ready to pull into traffic I saw another Sheriff's Deputy pulling into the lot. Also black......wonder if he is racist as well
I wish I knew how it ended, but I do know that due to her attitude she now has a nice $500 ticket
I am in the parking lot loading my groceries into my vehicle and this car comes speeding down the parking lot, windows down, rap music blaring, and whips into a parking space. Only problem with this lady's parking job is she was actually in two spaces perfectly, one being a handicap space (the center like that splits the two spaces was directly down the middle of her car so she had a 'half and half' parking job going) the man that is with her jumps out of the car and runs into the liquor store that is next to the grocery store and she sits there.
Well, a Sheriff's Deputy who happend to be patrolling the area saw the parking job and pulls into the lot. Now there is a point to this, but this deputy is black. Anyway, he gets out of his car and walks up to the girl, her rap music is still blaring strong
D: Deputy
G: Girl
D: *shouting over the music* Miss, can you please turn that music down, it is way too loud and I need to speak with you briefly.
surprisingly she turns her music off (I say sprisingly because of her attitude shortly after)
D: Miss, do you happen to see how you are parked?
G:What do you mean?
D: You are directly down the middle of two spaces, one being a handicap space, I need you please to move your vehicle into a space.
G: Why do I have to move, nobody is parked here!
*I am thinking, WTF*
D: Miss, I am only going to ask you one more time, please move your vehicle
G: But my man will be out in a minute, why do I have to move?
D: Because you are illegally parked, now move your vehicle please
G: Fuck this shit, you are just doing this because I'm black.
D: *obviously puzzled* Miss, look at me, I am black too, race has nothing to do with this.
G: Well I ain't movin
D: Ok......liscense please
G: Why?
D: I am writing you a ticket for parking in a handicap space, that is a $500 fine
G: BUT MY MAN WILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE
*at this point the cop starts writing the ticket and says something into his walkie* (most likely a call for backup)
By this time I am done loading my groceries and get in my car to pull out of the lot. I want to mind my own business but at the same time I was thinking of this board and wanted to see the rest of the exchange. So I slowly drove past them with my windows down and my sunroof open, all I could make out was the girl yelling about how this was "bullshit" and "fucked up". Funny part though was her boyfriend had since come out of the liquor store and I overheard him saying "Baby, just shut up and move the car"
He seemed very embarassed and apologetic to the officer.
At the end of the lot when I was getting ready to pull into traffic I saw another Sheriff's Deputy pulling into the lot. Also black......wonder if he is racist as well
I wish I knew how it ended, but I do know that due to her attitude she now has a nice $500 ticket


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