Parking and Racism *brief strong language*

[Cia]

I'd love to see this if she fights it and calls the officer a racist. Can you just imagine the Judge overseeing the case.

"So you are saying that this black police officer gave you, a black woman, a ticket because he is racist against blacks?"

"Yeah."

"$500 fine upheld." <gavel smack>

"Hey, ow! You aren't supposed to hit me with that gavel thing!"

"It's now a 'race card denied' gavel. Pay up and get out of my courtroom."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

My favorite line was "but there's nobody parked there!"

uuuhhhhhh...........

Now there's an Oscar-winning argument right there folks.

Wonder what the judge's response would be to that?

[Becks]

I'm just impressed by the perfect half and half parking job.

Wow. That woman sounds like a winner. I'm glad I don't know her. Idiot.

[angelicafire]

Requesting Blackup!

Ok, I almost peed myself laughing at that one!

[CrazedClerk]

Requesting Blackup!

Of course, then they could be accused of "workin for da man"

Damn you beat me to that joke!

[Gawdzillers]

I wonder if he specifically called for black backup.

/b/lackup?


Inside joke.

[aqutalion]

G: Why do I have to move, nobody is parked here!

That reminds me of the jerks I'd get when I worked the express lane at the supermarket. I'd tell them to go to the regular lanes (and apparently I was the only one that would, but that's anothe rant), and they'd respond with "But there's no one behind me."

Well, congratulations. You didn't cut in line. You at least have rudimentary manners, if not literacy.

[Starlord]

Parking and Racism

Cia,

Was that Judge Joe Brown? ROFLMAO