In my neighborhood, there is a good Domino's, and there is a bad Domino's. Good Domino's bakes a nice, floppy pizza with even distribution of cheese and minimal bubbles, and they have a seven dollar carry-out special Mondays Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Bad Domino's gives us these strange things nearly two inches thick with almost no sauce, and they don't bother to pop the bubbles, with that kinda fork tied to a stick that y'all use. Plus they have issues with their drivers, never showin' up, claiming they knocked on the door real hard and got bit by the dog we don't have. Unfortunately Domino's Incorperated decided to rearrange the maps and now Good Domino's won't deliver to anyone beyond the ship canal. I called them and they said "You have to call this Domino's." And I'm all like "But they suck!" And they're all like "We know."
Oh well, plenty of Mom and/or Pop pizzerias from which to order.
Oh well, plenty of Mom and/or Pop pizzerias from which to order.



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