There's a cycle shop down the road from my bookshop that has some brilliant signs taped up in the window:
"Unattended children will be used as free manual labour in our cycle repair sweat shop."
"We do part exchange! Not applicable when paying with first born, limbs or internal organs."
And my favourite...all their opening times read like this :
9.00am-ish to 5.00pm-ish
I've BEGGED my manager to let me have our opening hours like that, she won't lemme *sulks with everyone else*
"Unattended children will be used as free manual labour in our cycle repair sweat shop."
"We do part exchange! Not applicable when paying with first born, limbs or internal organs."
And my favourite...all their opening times read like this :
9.00am-ish to 5.00pm-ish
I've BEGGED my manager to let me have our opening hours like that, she won't lemme *sulks with everyone else*
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