Sure, we'll just go to the secret Northeast Banana Orchard...

[Jay 2K Winger]

I'm off today, but a CW just texted me this:

A customer wanted to know if we had local bananas.

...now I know it's been a bit tropical climate-wise as of late, but really?

Yes, we have no bananas.

[Dreamstalker]

I also get asked with some regularity where our Italian coffee beans (as in actually grown in Italy) are

There probably are some microclimates in the far south that may be able to support very small-scale grows, but...it wouldn't be worth the effort.

[Pixelated]

I'm off today, but a CW just texted me this:

A customer wanted to know if we had local bananas.

...now I know it's been a bit tropical climate-wise as of late, but really?

When I worked in the Now-Defunct Tea Store, I once had a customer ask about Canadian tea ...

I know I am in southern Ontario, dear customer, but it is still NOWHERE near the climate that tea needs.

[dalesys]

Yes'm, we got six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

Too loud, man.

[Nashida]

Yes'm, we got six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

[Dreamstalker]

I'm off today, but a CW just texted me this:

A customer wanted to know if we had local bananas.

...now I know it's been a bit tropical climate-wise as of late, but really?