Hot dogs are NOT innuendos

[WSDuckie]

I smiled at him, slid the hot dog out of the bun, sticking as much as I can into my mouth... and snapped it in half with a sharp click of my teeth.

I've never seen someone pale so fast.

Thankfully, I remembered Rule #1!

I've done that to friends of mine... I've seen the look on their faces as it registers... Quite the funny thing to do...

[zzapp the witch]

See, I woulda told him that he only dreams that he'll ever be half that size.....

But wiener circumcision....just great.

[Sliceanddice]

lol i wouldn't have done that...
I would have smiled sweetly took the hotbog out of the bun, and feed it to my girl magnet doggy Claire. Because claire loves to naw on hot dogs.

I wonder if he would pale then too.

[Andara Bledin]

Setting aside the fact that I'm a lesbian, these kinds of guys just beg to be toyed with. I smiled at him, slid the hot dog out of the bun, sticking as much as I can into my mouth... and snapped it in half with a sharp click of my teeth.

I've never seen someone pale so fast.

That reminds me of what happens when I eat pickles. I tend to eat some items really weird, and pickles are one of those items.

I tend to suck the insides out first. That usually gets me something of an audience if I'm in a public place.

Once the insides are gone, I bite of a good chunk of the pickle skin to chew on. That usually gets an immediate disolution of the now-wincing audience. I've spotted a couple of them pulling their hips back, too.

*snicker*

No... I'm not evil... honest!

^-.-^

[Sliceanddice]

Andara your amusing.

LOL BUT I AM EVIL!

[EmiOfBrie]

Stopped by a local place to buy a hot dog today. The male cashier must've been 16 or so, zits and all. Seeing as I'm hungry, I start gnawing on the end of the hot dog as I'm paying. Teenboy gets a horndog grin on his face as he stares at me eating.

Him : (you could see it on his face as he slowly built up the courage to say this) So, you like long, thick meat in your mouth, huh? Hur hur hur. *leer*

Setting aside the fact that I'm a lesbian, these kinds of guys just beg to be toyed with. I smiled at him, slid the hot dog out of the bun, sticking as much as I can into my mouth... and snapped it in half with a sharp click of my teeth.

I've never seen someone pale so fast.

Hothead would be proud

[ForestDragon]

Nah, Hothead would've gone to town on the jerk with a grenade or an axe...

"MYYYYYYYY MG SPAAAAAAACE! NOW - STAY OUT OF IT!!!"
I mean, anyone who chainsaws some guy in half at the movies because he's blocking her view and shoots some other guy during the same show because he's kicking her seat isn't going to take crap like this much more calmly...



(Hothead Paisan's a hero of mine - can you tell?)

[Andara Bledin]

Wow... I haven't run into a Hothead reference in years.

^-.-^

[Dragon_Dreamer]

I've learned to turn my webcam OFF when I eat Cadbury Eggs.

Why?

I eat them filling first.

My screen was *blanketed* with IMs from male friends I hadn't even realized were online...

[Sliceanddice]

I've learned to turn my webcam OFF when I eat Cadbury Eggs.

Why?

I eat them filling first.

My screen was *blanketed* with IMs from male friends I hadn't even realized were online...

too funny

[cinema guy]

That reminds me of a crude joke that went around when I was at school,

"What's the difference between a hooker and a Cadbury's Creme Egg?"

"You can't lick out a hooker for 14 pence."

[Dragon_Dreamer]

I tend to buy them after easter, when they're about 6 cents apeice.

[Rahmota]

OH my god that is painfully funny. I wonder if his mentor isnt his older brother telling him all sorts of the wrong stuff just to get him in trouble.

That boy right there though is why we need sex ed in school to include what lines will make you look and sound like an idoiot and never get anywhere with the opposite gender.....

[AFpheonix]

No, no, it's a good thing that if they can't figure out that those lines are crappy on their own, they're less likely to be inseminating their stupid around.

[EmiOfBrie]

Nah, Hothead would've gone to town on the jerk with a grenade or an axe...

"MYYYYYYYY MG SPAAAAAAACE! NOW - STAY OUT OF IT!!!"
I mean, anyone who chainsaws some guy in half at the movies because he's blocking her view and shoots some other guy during the same show because he's kicking her seat isn't going to take crap like this much more calmly...



(Hothead Paisan's a hero of mine - can you tell?)

Oh I love Hothead!! First discovered her in '02 but became an instant fan!