Snap, Crackle, Poop, Faux Krispies...!

[Monterey Jack]

We're always out of T.P. (at least outside of the restrooms).

[Sheldonrs]

Were you out of toilet paper?

[Monterey Jack]

You have to be REALLY desperate to shoplift generic puffed rice cereal. And it's not like we have a particular shortage of breakfast cereals to choose from.

[Ironclad Alibi]

The bags made their way out of the store hidden in other containers.

[Monterey Jack]

Made a strange discovery when emptying out the trash in the men's room today...three empty cardboard boxes of our generic store-brand "puffed rice" cereal (not even the plastic bags the cereal comes in, just the boxes).

Still wrapping my mind around that.