At the moment, our train is running 45 minutes late because of 'an attempted theft of the signals'.... so if you see some oik racing past with a giant set of lights and a movable lever tucked under their arm, we'd like to have a word with them....
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Last edited by Kit-Ginevra; 07-27-2021, 08:02 PM.The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Tags: None
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Unfortunately, Kit got railroaded out of his time.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Whoever did that really didn't make the grade.
I don't see why anyone would choo-choo-choose to do such a thing.
He is the engineer of his own failure.
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It's usually the wiring they're after, you'd better call the coppers!This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
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I hope someone blows the whistle on them.
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A reminder from your local grouch and misfortune-teller; this thread is an absolute train wreck and is headed nowhere. I strongly suggest you switch tracks while you still can.Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.
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Quoth Kristev View PostA reminder from your local grouch and misfortune-teller; this thread is an absolute train wreck and is headed nowhere. I strongly suggest you switch tracks while you still can."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Something did just occur to me: This means that a train in the UK was late; that's a very serious offense -- almost as bad as wasting tea. Tell me, how many heads ended up on pikes because of this?
(for those unfamiliar: "I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [waves as above] . . .Can you and your associates arrange this for me?" - Vir Cotto, Babylon 5)
Oh, sorry, I almost forgot to bring a bad pun along for the ride. Terribly sorry. *ahem*
I'm sure this made some folks blow their stacks."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth EricKei View PostSomething did just occur to me: This means that a train in the UK was late; that's a very serious offense -- almost as bad as wasting tea. Tell me, how many heads ended up on pikes because of this?
I'm sure this made some folks blow their stacks.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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