Just a quick one

[Tufty]

I just overheard this conversation between Idiot and Idiot's friend:

I: "If I put a tenner in the change machine, what coins will I get?"
IF: "Pound coins"
I: "How many of them?"


...Hell, as many as you want, mister.

[wagegoth]

"Just five, sir, there's a fifty-percent charge to use the machine. You can give it directly to me. Thank you for your business. Have a nice day, sir."

He'd probably do it.