This is technically a sucky worker quote, but I found it facerockingly awesome.
Alright, my friend and I both decided to quit the fast food place we work at on the same day. Today was supposed to be our last day but since the training programme there is apparently run by retarded monkies, I have to train new weekend openers. 'Cause, you know, leaving the only weekend opener as the guy who's been talking about leaving for 6 weeks.
Anyways. He was in the last 10 minutes of his shift, working the till. This rather large and trashy-looking woman comes up to the till, places her order, all is well. Then she starts going on about how bad the food is here, really loudly, and talking about how we should include diet pills and stuff with our food.
So, my friend goes up and says 'Actually, we're instituting a new weight loss program here. Interested?' Of course, she says yes, so he picks up her bag of food and promptly drops it in the trash.
'It's called the Put Down The Goddamn Fork Plan. Have a nice day.'
And then he left. I cheered, along with most of the people on shift. Manager was not impressed, and even he admitted it was a good show.
Alright, my friend and I both decided to quit the fast food place we work at on the same day. Today was supposed to be our last day but since the training programme there is apparently run by retarded monkies, I have to train new weekend openers. 'Cause, you know, leaving the only weekend opener as the guy who's been talking about leaving for 6 weeks.
Anyways. He was in the last 10 minutes of his shift, working the till. This rather large and trashy-looking woman comes up to the till, places her order, all is well. Then she starts going on about how bad the food is here, really loudly, and talking about how we should include diet pills and stuff with our food.
So, my friend goes up and says 'Actually, we're instituting a new weight loss program here. Interested?' Of course, she says yes, so he picks up her bag of food and promptly drops it in the trash.
'It's called the Put Down The Goddamn Fork Plan. Have a nice day.'
And then he left. I cheered, along with most of the people on shift. Manager was not impressed, and even he admitted it was a good show.




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