Peeing in McDonalds

[customersruinmylife]

Last night, it was 3am, and me and a co-worker were walking home. We noticed McDonalds was still open, so we go in for a quick burger (I havent eaten McDonalds in nearly three years, but I was so hungry and stressed I needed to have something). We go in, and the doors are quickly locked, and we are told we are the last customers.

In front of us, is an extremelly drunk couple. The girl is complaining that she needs the toilets.

SG = Sucky Girl
DM = Disgusting Man
Me = Me
PME = Poor McDonalds employee

SG: I need the toilet! Where are they?
PME: I'm sorry, the toilets are closed down for the evening. We only do takeout between midnight and 3am.
SG: You are a restruant! You HAVE to have a toilet!
PME: I'm sorry, but they are closed.
DM: Well maybe we'll just go right here!

Disgusting man whips his DICK out and starts peeing on the floor!

The McDonalds employee calls the police and they quickly leave.

Me: Oh my God, what is wrong with people?
PME: I've seen worse. I've been vomitted on before.
Me: But still! I can't believe that!
PME: It's OK, I'm used to it. What can I get you?
Me: Just a Big Mac.

The Poor McDonalds employee gave me TWO Big Macs and didn't charge me!

Here is the best part:

I walk outside, and the man and woman are getting put into the back of a POLICE VAN!

Think before you pee.

[katie kaboom]

I walk outside, and the man and woman are getting put into the back of a POLICE VAN!

Think before you pee.

hooray for karma

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I think I would've busted out laughing and made a few comments. Stuff like "Oh my God, that small huh?"

[Boozy]

PME: I've seen worse. I've been vomitted on before

<snip>

PME: It's OK, I'm used to it. What can I get you?

The day I'd respond to an incident like that with the phrases "I've seen worse" and "I'm used to it" is day I'd walk out of that McDonalds and never look back.

That's so sad.

[Spiffy McMoron]

The day I'd respond to an incident like that with the phrases "I've seen worse" and "I'm used to it" is day I'd walk out of that McDonalds and never look back.

Agreed. That poor guy/girl needs to get the hell out of there.

[blas]

I suggest as part of the punishment, the guy should be forced to mop up his own pee before getting escorted to jail.

[zzapp the witch]

I woulda dove over the counter and rubbed his nose in it.

[Soulstealer]

I woulda dove over the counter and rubbed his nose in it.

That won't work, it assumes the SC has the ability to learn from his errors.

[RammsteinGirl]

At least justice got served for what the jerks did. McD's employees must see some truly horrid sights to shrug off someone whipping out their ding-a-ling and PISSING on the floor inside the restaurant!

See.. it pays to be nice.. you got some free food out of it. "You always catch more flies with honey than vinegar." I'm atheist/agnostic for the most part, but maybe karma really does exist!

[cheese]

Wow, thats disgusting. Unfortunately, its perfectly believable! I mean, it could've been worse

Whereabouts do you live that McDonalds is open til 3am? Theres only horrible kebab places open after the clubs shut here

[Amethyst Hunter]

I suggest as part of the punishment, the guy should be forced to mop up his own pee

With his tongue.

[MoonChild2007]

How can you eat after seeing that? I would have walked out as soon as I saw that! Nevermind the burger!

[Coconut]

How can you eat after seeing that?

For real! That's just... ewwwww.

[Misanthropical]

If he whipped it out in public, he is now going to have a nice title of "sex offender".

[bob the goat]

"Wow it didn't feel that cold in here"....