I Think They Misunderstood the "Strip" in Strip Mall

[Dips]

Last night our family went to a free concert at a nearby park. We stopped at a local Pizza/Sub shop in a strip mall to pick up some food and Mr. Dips went inside.

I happened to glance at a car a few spaces a way and saw a grey head and wrinkly bare back looking back at me. Even though I looked away immediately, my teenaged daughter pipes up, "Hey, is that man naked?"

Of course, that made my 9 year old son look, "No, there's a lady too and they're BOTH naked."

I was already moving the car as quickly as I could while reminding my children that it's not polite to stare.

Oh, dear.

[SnapAddict218]

Oh. My. Damn.

[rdp78]

Oh, my god. I can see a teenage couple probably doing something like this but an elderly couple. I mean I think it's fine that people over a certain age are still doing it but please no one want's to see them doing it that's just too much or even talk about doing it (that also goes for any age group). I mean get a room please or at least park where no one is not going to see you.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

EWWWWIE! Old people nookie!

[Soulstealer]

EWWWWIE! Old people nookie!

One day that will be me, apologies in advance. Although I'm not going to be sorry.

[Knightmare]

Hell no! Don't be sorry. Get it any where you can. Especially when you're old. Mr. Woody may not call again for a long time, or you may wake up dead the next morning.

Just make sure your windows are tinted.

[JustADude]

Just make sure your windows are tinted.

That's good advise at any age if you're gonna get it on in a public parking lot.

[cinema guy]

I think its kind of romantic.

[Boozy]

Gentlemen, if you can't afford a hotel room, you can't afford a mistress.

[Gurndigarn]

Gentlemen, if you can't afford a hotel room, you can't afford a mistress.

Maybe... just maybe... it's his wife...

... yeah, you think it's impossible for someone that age to still be interested in his/her spouse. I know. You young whippersnappers have no idea what sex at an older age is...

(No, I'm not going to add comments about uphill, both ways.)

[Becks]

Heh...best part of having sex in a car? Keeping some clothes on. It can be erotic.

Uh...not that I'd know or anything.

[kerrisan]

Maybe one or both of them had something for really wanting to get it on in the back seat. Either way, you'd think they'd at least have the decency to find a more secluded area! Maybe an area under construction or something? Sheesh.

[Boozy]

Maybe... just maybe... it's his wife...

I actually made the joke about the mistress because I can't for the life of me think of why a married or committed couple would be having sex in a parking lot as opposed to their home.

It could just be a turn on for them...but have some respect for others. I'm sure the OP's kids didn't need to see that.

[Gurndigarn]

I actually made the joke about the mistress because I can't for the life of me think of why a married or committed couple would be having sex in a parking lot as opposed to their home.

Variety.

At least, I hope this is variety for them. And it's kinda foolish to be doing it in quite so public a place. But every so often, you just want to get outside your four walls. And a hotel really is just a different set of four walls.

[cinema guy]

Maybe the kids were at home. Or the grandkids.