I Think They Misunderstood the "Strip" in Strip Mall

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

One day that will be me, apologies in advance. Although I'm not going to be sorry.

Well more power to you, but I don't wanna see it!

[Dips]

To tell the truth, I was more bemused than offended by the whole thing. My husband and I will be celebrating our 20th anniversary later this year, so we're no spring chickens ourselves.

They were parked in the far end of the lot; I'm guessing they weren't expecting the lot to fill up while they got busy. <shrug>

I didn't make a big deal of it. Just moved the car and told the younger one that staring is rude. The teenager wasn't staring after the first glimpse, believe me.

As far as my kids. They'll be OK. I've raised them not to view nudity (and in the case of the teenager, sex) as dirty. It's just appropriate some places and situations and not appropriate other places. They pretty much viewed the incident in the same matter-of-fact manner as they would view an adult breaking a traffic law. "Hey. They're not supposed to do that, right Mom?" The younger one thought they were funny and didn't have a clue what they were (if you will excuse the expression) up to. The teenager figured it out, but she's even more determined to stay a virgin as a result.

No harm done.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I thought that if you do it outside, you keep most of your clothes on so as to make a quick getaway? I have many long skirts for such a sitation.

[Antisocial_Worker]

Gentlemen, if you can't afford a hotel room, you can't afford a mistress.

Just be sure you can afford a hotel room, because we desk clerks know what you're up to and we'll jack the rates way up. We know you'll pay us whatever we ask if you're horny enough. And if you won't pay, no big loss -- it's just a guarantee that the boyfriend/wife/husband/girlfriend you probably should be spending your night with won't show up with an axe or a shotgun here at the hotel.

[Spiffy McMoron]

The teenager figured it out, but she's even more determined to stay a virgin as a result.

No harm done.

To most parents, (read: mine!) that's the opposite of harm--they'd count their lucky stars!

Plus, I think we're all dancing around the bigger issue here: Pizza and subs as an aphrodisiac.

[Jack7957]

Just be sure you can afford a hotel room, because we desk clerks know what you're up to and we'll jack the rates way up.

I was staying at a Super 8 in the middle of no-where severals months ago. Arrived late at night and notice this girl puking in the bushes near the entrance. Go in, and here's this guy asking how much for a room for "a few hours". Claimed they were traveling and just needed a room for a few hours. The clerk tells him $40 and has him fill out a paper form simce he was paying cash. I was paying by CC and he did everything on the computer for my room. I wonder if the $40 ended up in the clerks pocket.

The girl was cute, out of the guys league btw.

[blas]

Obviously no one here has seen that 70s show. It was probably the only episode where Jackie had GOOD advice.

"For car sex, skirts are your best friend!"

But uh....if you wanna spice up your ho hum marriage or try sex in a new place, a parking lot is NOT a good idea. It's so sleazy and dirty and....juvenile! That's where kids went when mom and dad were home back in the day! Personally, I lost my virginity in a car and I'm never having car sex again. Forgive the overshare, but I figured I had to back up my strong opinion on car sex.

Might I suggest the woods?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

One day that will be me, apologies in advance. Although I'm not going to be sorry.

Join the club.

One is never too old for certain things.

[Bella_Vixen]

Might I suggest the woods?

Under a bridge next to the river is good, too, I heard.

[blas]

Nooooo, not under the bridge!

That's where the Trolls get freaky!

And trust me, you do NOT want to see the other place on a Troll's body where they put the little gems.

Thank the Lord in heaven my old Troll dolls are hidden in the attic at my parent's house.

[Melxb]

Ditto the tinted windows comment! As long as windows are tinted dark enough (as in illegal tint) not even direct sunlight can shine thru.

Wanna get busy in a car? Try a small-sh public park during lunchtime. Other office dwellers will keep you and your companion company. Or a mall in the middle of the afternoon in a covered parking lot tucked in a corner. Or residential street in the middle of the night.

Uh, not like I've done any of that. Just offering, um, suggestions.

[ArenaBoy]

Might I suggest the woods?

Ground can be too itchy and the last thing one needs is a deer jumping over them.

Under a bridge next to the river is good, too, I heard.

Nah, sometimes cops will search under those areas.

Melxb's ideas are perfect.

Oh and for those who do like to go at it outside, please please please don't do it in an arena parking lot. I cannot tell you how many times I've caught couples having sex and then having to report "Two locked dogs in a car." Most of these couples were also drunk and idiotic. Plus, it saves my brain bleach for more important things.

[Dips]

Wanna get busy in a car? Try a small-sh public park during lunchtime.

Parks are surprisingly busy during the day with excercisers and stay-at-home parents with kids. As two of our town employees found out.

Or residential street in the middle of the night.

That only works if you turn off your engine and your radio so as not to wake people up. If you ruin people's sleep, they're inclined to ruin your fun.

And sometimes the residents are into astronomy and will come outside at odd hours to view meteor showers or lunar eclipses; there goes your privacy.

That pretty much sums up why my road isn't a very good spot.

[tollbaby]

I don't care how long you've been with your spouse, doing it in a CAR is not going to "recapture the magic". Maybe it's just because I'm a creature of comfort, but I'll choose a bed or couch over a car any day.

[Spiffy McMoron]

I've found out more of the member's sexual experiences just from this thread, than I've found out about any of my best friends sexual experiences.

Any psychologist in the world would find this interesting, to say the least.