I Think They Misunderstood the "Strip" in Strip Mall

[ForestDragon]

Obviously no one here has seen that 70s show. It was probably the only episode where Jackie had GOOD advice.

"For car sex, skirts are your best friend!"

And a kilt for the guy? Puts me in mind of a Doctor Who fanfic I read once that featured Captain Jack Harkness on the main advantage of kilts:

"Because it's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down!"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I don't care how long you've been with your spouse, doing it in a CAR is not going to "recapture the magic". Maybe it's just because I'm a creature of comfort, but I'll choose a bed or couch over a car any day.

Traditionally I'd rather be in bed . . .

However, I've since discovered that some of the larger trucks have ample room in the back as well as the front, such as the Chevy Avalanche.

Bad part is: that type of truck is more likely to attract police officers . . .at least in this neck of the woods anyways.

Not that I'd know anything about being mistaken for a 17 year old

[AFpheonix]

And a kilt for the guy? Puts me in mind of a Doctor Who fanfic I read once that featured Captain Jack Harkness on the main advantage of kilts:

"Because it's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down!"

Mmmm.....utilikilts.......


(well...not the guys with neckbeards)

[Bella_Vixen]

Hillbillies love it in the hay.


Or picking wildflowers.