I was early for work, so I decided to kill some time and get myself something to eat. I walked to the nearest KFC. As I walked towards the entrance, I noticed a woman walking down the street towards it as well, and I couldn't help but see she REALLY quickened her pace when she noticed I was headed the same place she was. I still beat her and I joined the line.
So, the woman, who I will refer to as "Trailer Trash Bitch Face" started scoffing all of a sudden. The line died down, and I was going to be next. Trailer Trash Bitch Face suddenly walked in front of me, and started pretending she was looking at the menu. The cashier called "Next please!"
TTBF: Give me a-
Me: Excuse me! I was next!
TTBF: Ignore him, I want *insert meal here*
Cashier looks terrified.
Me: No! I was next! You have been trying to get ahead of me since the second I walked in here! I was next!
TTBF: Prove it arse hole!
A customer behind me joined in, who will be known as "Cool Customer"
CC: He was next! She pushed in!
TTBF: I'm in a fucking hurry! Give me my food!
Me: I'm in a fucking hurry as well! You are not too good to wait!
TTBF: I'm not listening to you anymore. *to cashier* Just give me what I asked for.
Cashier: Um...but...ummm *to me* What do you want?
Me: I only want some popcorn chicken.
Cashier: OK, I'll get that.
TTBF: Wait! I was next! I was next!
She actually started stamping her feet.
Cashier: That will be £x.xx
TTBF: You fucking bastards! I'm in a hurry!
Me: And did you see how long it took me to be served? Um, about five seconds! And how long have you been causing a scene for? If you had waited your turn you would have been served by now.
TTBF: Just you wait! I never forget a face! My boyfriend is going to get you!
Oh dear, I am shitting myself
I am getting really worried, why do I always have run ins with people like this? Maybe I should just stop going outside.
So, the woman, who I will refer to as "Trailer Trash Bitch Face" started scoffing all of a sudden. The line died down, and I was going to be next. Trailer Trash Bitch Face suddenly walked in front of me, and started pretending she was looking at the menu. The cashier called "Next please!"
TTBF: Give me a-
Me: Excuse me! I was next!
TTBF: Ignore him, I want *insert meal here*
Cashier looks terrified.
Me: No! I was next! You have been trying to get ahead of me since the second I walked in here! I was next!
TTBF: Prove it arse hole!
A customer behind me joined in, who will be known as "Cool Customer"
CC: He was next! She pushed in!
TTBF: I'm in a fucking hurry! Give me my food!
Me: I'm in a fucking hurry as well! You are not too good to wait!
TTBF: I'm not listening to you anymore. *to cashier* Just give me what I asked for.
Cashier: Um...but...ummm *to me* What do you want?
Me: I only want some popcorn chicken.
Cashier: OK, I'll get that.
TTBF: Wait! I was next! I was next!
She actually started stamping her feet.
Cashier: That will be £x.xx
TTBF: You fucking bastards! I'm in a hurry!
Me: And did you see how long it took me to be served? Um, about five seconds! And how long have you been causing a scene for? If you had waited your turn you would have been served by now.
TTBF: Just you wait! I never forget a face! My boyfriend is going to get you!
Oh dear, I am shitting myself
I am getting really worried, why do I always have run ins with people like this? Maybe I should just stop going outside.
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