Jabba the Hut, McDonalds stoner, and Idiot College Boy!

[Rapscallion]

Beg pardon? I approved this post, but mostly only to ask for a translation.

Rapscallion

[Banrion]

I aggrizle. I punch dat wrong button all da time and my boss man be gettin all up in my grill bout it. It IS ricockulous to expect somebody to punch all da right buttons all da time! I think dey should go back to just plain hollerin at each other. Foget dat intercom shizzle mang! It be workin just to yell "hey Cletus! All onions on the bizzle my nizzle!"

Beg pardon? I approved this post, but mostly only to ask for a translation.

Rapscallion

I agree. I press the incorrect button all of the time and my boss yells at me for it. It is unreasonable to expect accuracy 100% of the time! I think that instead of the computer sending orders to the kitchen, we should go back to yelling orders to the cooks. Forget the intercoms too! It is more effective to verbalize "Hey Cletus! All onions on the burger uninteligible!"

At least I think I'm close.

[Broomjockey]

Beg pardon? I approved this post, but mostly only to ask for a translation.

Rapscallion

Translation?
"Please disregard, I know not this language you're using."

If you want a literal translation, it's:
I push the wrong buttons all the time and the manager yells at me for it. It is ridiculous to expect an employee to do everything perfectly all the time. Also, I do not like the use of the intercom system. I wish we would just go back to yelling the order to the cooks, for example "Hey Cletus, only onions on that burger, my *insert racial epithet often used as a form of address between folks of the same race*"

[iradney]

methinks redzzz25 is being facetious (sp)?

[JustADude]

methinks redzzz25 is being facetious (sp)?

Possibly, just possibly, but I'd have to dig into his other posts to verify that theory. Given that he has no other posts in any other thread, I remain unconvinced.

P.S. You got "facetious" right.

[iradney]

Possibly, just possibly, but I'd have to dig into his other posts to verify that theory. Given that he has no other posts in any other thread, I remain unconvinced.

P.S. You got "facetious" right.

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